had a dream my dick fell off

1. 2016-05-11 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   not cut off but fell off. actually came off. like ohh boyy my cock came off again better fix this but didnt fix so at hospital all the people on dialysis were like ha yea I gotta get enhancemented 3 days a week for life but u got no plunger spudboy
2. 2016-05-11 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We've all had those dreams.
3. 2016-05-11 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The reason human males masturbate so much in the past 100 years is because we are space humans now and evolved to master spreading our seed all over the place in the vacuum of space so it can live in to impregnate other carbon life forms across the universe
4. 2016-05-11 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   once i had a dream a mushroom grew out of my dick
5. 2016-05-12 at 12 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   And then you taped it back on, hoping it would reattach itself, but you banged it and it fell off again, and it was horrible.
6. 2016-05-12 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
7. 2016-05-12 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   I wish my dick was detachable so I could stick it up my own ass