Okay Nintendo, you win

1. 2018-03-08 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Guess I'm going to have to buy a Switch
   
   
2. 2018-03-08 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   My friend gave me his old Wii U a couple months ago. It's been cool.
3. 2018-03-08 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How do we know its not a fake.
4. 2018-03-09 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i buy game consoles impulsively when i'm out shopping
   
   how come you're a multimillionaire but you had to weigh whether or not to buy a switch or not
5. 2018-03-09 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter i buy game consoles impulsively when i'm out shopping
   
   how come you're a multimillionaire but you had to weigh whether or not to buy a switch or not

   
   Because at about the age of 3, normal people develop this magical thing called impulse control. I'm happy your parents can afford to indulge their retarded son, though.
6. 2018-03-09 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Because at about the age of 3, normal people develop this magical thing called impulse control. I'm happy your parents can afford to indulge their retarded son, though.

   
   but it's only 400 dollars
   
   why are you getting hostile
7. 2018-03-09 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter but it's only 400 dollars

   
   In 42 years, it will be $25,600. That's going to go towards a nice boat in the Florida Keys.
   
   

   why are you getting hostile

   
   Because I'm disappointed in myself.
8. 2018-03-09 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   do you realize nobody here believes you're rich
   
   you're embarrassing yourself
9. 2018-03-09 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter do you realize nobody here believes you're rich
   
   you're embarrassing yourself

   
   Sounds like someone had a big bowl of cranky-flakes this morning.
10. 2018-03-09 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #10
    Internet-Weed-Dude Yung Blood
    Jeremus, didn't you play through Breath of the Wild?
    
    Did you play that on Wii-U or something?
    
    Why don't you already have a switch?
11. 2018-03-09 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Jeremus, didn't you play through Breath of the Wild?
    
    Did you play that on Wii-U or something?
    
    Why don't you already have a switch?

    
    he is a switch
    
    
12. 2018-03-09 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuck i directly quoted internet weed dude, now he's going to try to talk to me
13. 2018-03-09 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuck
14. 2018-03-09 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Jeremus, didn't you play through Breath of the Wild?
    
    Did you play that on Wii-U or something?

    
    Yup, Wii U
    
    

    Why don't you already have a switch?

    
    I already played BOTW, so that was not a killer app for me personally. Outside of that, I basically have no interest in the console, except for Smash Bros.
15. 2018-03-09 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #15
    Internet-Weed-Dude Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Jeremus Yup, Wii U
    
    
    
    I already played BOTW, so that was not a killer app for me personally. Outside of that, I basically have no interest in the console, except for Smash Bros.

    
    ???
16. 2018-03-09 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude ???

    
    are u fucking serious u stupid fuck