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Should I play neopets again? Imagine how great I'd be, being an adult.

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    I'd be way better at playing it than compared to when I was a kid. I'd win all the competitions, etc.

    Holy fuck I'm sad. :(
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Tomagatchi(sp?)

    I remember a girl on the bus had one and I asked to see it and I don't know what I did. I was pressing buttons on it, trying to figure out how it worked and her "pet" died. I think it hadn't been fed in awhile and I just had the unfortunate timing of holding it when it died. She was crushed. I felt bad for her, like I killed one of her family members.

    As I grew older, I realized she was a fucking future anime whore and she deserved all of that and more. Bitch.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Tomagatchi(sp?)

    I remember a girl on the bus had one and I asked to see it and I don't know what I did. I was pressing buttons on it, trying to figure out how it worked and her "pet" died. I think it hadn't been fed in awhile and I just had the unfortunate timing of holding it when it died. She was crushed. I felt bad for her, like I killed one of her family members.

    As I grew older, I realized she was a fucking future anime whore and she deserved all of that and more. Bitch.

    Meh, tamogotchis die all the time anyway. They don't last more than a few days. I think like 15 is the max. (and by think I mean I just googled it)
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Meh, tamogotchis die all the time anyway. They don't last more than a few days. I think like 15 is the max. (and by think I mean I just googled it)

    Thank you for releasing me of the years of guilt, Enter. I owe ya one.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Thank you for releasing me of the years of guilt, Enter. I owe ya one.

    Reminds me of the time this bitch goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week... five, six days.

    The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board. She says I killed the cat. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat.
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Reminds me of the time this bitch goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week… five, six days.

    The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board. She says I killed the cat. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat.

    I know this has to be a troll, because this is monstrous, Enter. Poor cat. I love cats. :(
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    Originally posted by Grimace I know this has to be a troll, because this is monstrous, Enter. Poor cat. I love cats. :(

    lol yeah it's from Seinfeld. George does it.
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    I do whatever regardless of age
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    no, you should go see a therapist
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