2017-09-19 at 3:24 PM UTC
Hrmph. Well I see apparently someone already stole my idea I've had for over ten years.
This was going to be about a toy canoe that was made out of swimming noodles, one classy and fancy enough to be used in any conditions and perfect for scornfully passing by your shitty friends who never let you borrow their swimming toys.
"Hey MQ kewl canoodle think I could hop in for a coupl-"
"NO! I HATE YOU!"
*slowly canoodles away*
Anyway some clear man butt sex living company decided to make Canoodle all about connecting noodles. How GAY!
2017-09-19 at 5:08 PM UTC
We will skedaddle in our canoodle.