2017-09-07 at 4:32 PM UTC
''Iphone 8'' she said assertively with her brows tensed.
''Huurrr ????'' I gasped.
''WHATT THE FUCK !!!!'' I exclaimed deep down.
''there's Iphone 8 now ??? Didn't 7 just showed up ... '' as my thoughts were still forming, before I was able to convert them into spoken words ...
'' I want an Iphone 8 !!!'' she repeated sternly, her eyes wide and starring at me, awaiting feedback.
not knowing what to say, I let out a tired, half-hearted ''Hrmmmmmm'.
There has to be an incredible amount of monsters and victims out there for there to be this much Iphones.
Ina wanted an Iphone when it first came out and were all the rage. So I got her one. Almost a year later Iphone 2 came out, and she wanted that one too. No problem, got one for her there and then.
Then Iphone 3 came out. But this time I've wisen up. This time I said fuck it and got rid of her, so the Iphone 3 that she'd wanted went to Jenny instead.
And Iphone 4 went to Steffi, and Iphone 5 that I got for Shanti was black, because she was.
When Iphone 6 came out it was all weird. And special. This time it was all weird and special because not only I've got one for myself, but because the other one went to Mehmet, a dirty blond haired, blue eyed aryan boy from wartorn Syria. Due to his long hair and sharp face, you couldn't tell if he's a he or a she until you seen his acorn, which was how I got confused, in more ways than one. He also didnt speak alot other than nods and that made him even cuter.
Sadly he didn't last long and one day he just disappeared and I never found out if he was deported or dead or this place was just a transit point for him and his family.
So when Iphone 7 came out, it immediately got me Aisha, also a child refugee. Aisha is smart and assimilated well and quickly. By now she speaks this country's language better than I do.
And now she wants an Iphone 8, just like every other girls here.
Gottt damm mittt.
