Robbing people the wrong way

1. 2017-09-01 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #1
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   "Gimme your money."
   "Do you take plastic?"
   "Of course."
2. 2017-09-01 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #2
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Mildly amusing.
3. 2017-09-01 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "Gimme your money."
   "No."
   
4. 2017-09-01 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #4
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I once paid a hooker in Vegas with an AMEX card true story.
5. 2017-09-01 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Our dear speccy
6. 2017-09-01 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #6
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL "Gimme your money."
   "Do you take plastic?"
   "Of course."

   
   C
   
   for click bait.
7. 2017-09-02 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Robber pulls out knife.
   Victim pulls out gun.
   Victim demands robber's money, watch, rings, running shoes and knife.
   Robber leaves scene with head down, in socks, not even knowing what time it is.
8. 2017-09-02 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I can imagine some one trying to rob speccy, downright shaky, holding a knife, knowing he can't cut our dear speccy.
   
   I honestly think speccy could talk him down the way that he does.
9. 2017-09-02 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #9
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash I can imagine some one trying to rob speccy, downright shaky, holding a knife, knowing he can't cut our dear speccy.
   
   I honestly think speccy could talk him down the way that he does.

   
   No one would even think of robbing me. They'd take one look and decide to go for easier prey elsewhere.
10. 2017-09-02 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Give em the mean eye, they keep on walkin'
11. 2017-09-02 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ "Gimme your money."
    "No."
    

    
    This was funny. Someone laugh and tell me.