This thread will launch me into space.

1. 2017-07-14 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I am now a fucking astronaut.
2. 2017-07-14 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   OR not WTF I thought after 1000 posts I get into space?
3. 2017-07-14 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   WEll this is embarrassing.
   :36:
4. 2017-07-14 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Onions Wept.