Should I wipe some of my semen on my powerball ticket?

1. 2016-01-13 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   For "good luck"? ... Hey if it works and I win the jackpot who cares about the "embarrassment".
2. 2016-01-13 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   No. Not unless you want to be disqualified. Per section 3-2a article 5.x of the North American Lottery Association (NALA), the following markings or stains automatically render a purchased Powerball ticket void:
   

   • Coffee
   • Semen
   • Grease
   • Wine
   • Urine
   • Juice
   • Milk
   • Olive oil
   • Gasoline
   • Feces
   • Vaginal fluid
   • Taco sauce
   • Alcohol
   • Saliva
   • Motor Oil
   • Soda

   
   What the list fails to mention, is BLOOD. So grab one of those dying babies in your closet and cut it's chest open over your ticket, for GOOD LUCK. Allow 30-90 minutes for drying.
3. 2016-01-13 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yea man, definitely. i mean, you never know, it might work
4. 2016-01-13 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I bought two powerball tickets yesterday... how do I know if I won?
5. 2016-01-13 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm currently on the moon and my fusion Genny has made me sterila please send up a few gallons of seaman sample I will pay trillions. My PO box is the SOLID GOLD space station cranking soulja boy next to the Hubble chilling here with sputnik. I know you wanna send blankets and water... Just send your sperm
6. 2016-01-13 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I bought two powerball tickets yesterday… how do I know if I won?

   You know you lost when you bought powerball tickets.