I don't need to be anonymous for this

1. 2017-07-05 at 6:05 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I was just gacking up all the slime from last night's slumber and I'm pretty sure I noticed a black hair come up.
   
   

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2. 2017-07-05 at 7:23 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You're trying to recruit posters for your website, aren't you?
   
   You're fed up with Lanny, aren't you?
   
   You're Spectral, aren't you?