2015-12-30 at 4:07 AM UTC
I took a gram of bundy and was like lol NBD, then I took another gram of bundy an hour later and my dad found me comatose. I woke up in the ER at like 3 A.M. and the doctor injected me with ketamine and ativan. I exclaim to the doctors "Oh boy oh boy I've always wanted to get injected with benzodiazepines!!!". I got discharged today, 2 days later. In the ER there was some girl who was experiencing depression from her cocaine use, so I pulled down the curtain that seperated the beds between us, went behind her and did a psychotic clown voice that said "DID SOMEBODY SAY COCAINE????", then I got transferred to the psych ward where there was a guy who walked backwards in slow motion, flapped his arms like a bird, and scribbled meaningless objects with red pen in his notebook. There were triangles with birds eating snakes in the bathroom graffiti'd where I jerked off. I hit on a spanish girl who talked about playing around with her period blood and didn't know where she lived, then I got discharged with a follow up to a substance abuse clinic.
Did I actually get injected with ketamine or was that a complex hallucination? I have no idea why they would give me ketamine in that situation, or if it would even be legal.
2015-12-30 at 5:16 AM UTC
ITT: Things that never happened.
2015-12-30 at 5:29 AM UTC
U just mad cuz im stylin on u
2015-12-30 at 6:19 AM UTC
Did you notice an antidepressant after-effect?
2015-12-30 at 7:47 AM UTC
I don't fucking know you idiot I was on 2,000mg of bundy
2015-12-31 at 12:03 AM UTC
The last time I met Sploo he beat me up and I was in a coma for 3 months. No lies.
2015-12-31 at 1:18 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^the last time i met risir he told me held a head of lettuce between his ass cheeks cause he was wearing skinny jeans.
2015-12-31 at 6:40 AM UTC
the last time I met Bill Krozby we went to the movies and talked about our problems
2015-12-31 at 8:53 AM UTC
Dethklok is pretty funny tho
