So this random girl on my facebook I sell weed to posts this
I'm a retard having a baby PURELY due to spite. Let's ruin 2 life's instead of 1
So im like "hey hmu I exclusivly fuck with single moms"
And I jokingly say "lets get married" and shes like "I don't want my baby to be a bastard".
She said yes.
Holy fuck lads I think I did it, this is a sure thing. I dont know what you losers are always complaining about forever alone bla bla bla, it took me zero effort at all. We are meeting for dinner tonight to discuss this further, I've already had a kid so this is E Z for me, pregnant girls are nothing (and great for RAW DOG FUCKING!!!!! CUM ANYWHERE!!!)
I'm almost 25 so I Guess its time to settle down like Bill Krozby I guess, no more chasing lolis and internet celebrities... it was fun though!.
I will get family pictures done and post them here. What should we name the kid?
