Can the dead walk again?.

1. 2017-06-29 at 6:15 PM UTC

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   Techromancer Yung Blood
   What is the spell to open a portal to hell..
   
   
2. 2017-06-29 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The aliens have amazing technology which they use to basically store an identical copy of you in computer buffers, so that you can be remade in a matter of milliseconds, even thousands of years after you die. Every person who has ever lived is already stored in the buffers.
3. 2017-06-29 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The aliens have amazing technology which they use to basically store an identical copy of you in computer buffers, so that you can be remade in a matter of milliseconds, even thousands of years after you die. Every person who has ever lived is already stored in the buffers.

   
   are you referring to the dmt aliens?
4. 2017-06-29 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by greenplastic are you referring to the dmt aliens?

   
   There's only one race of aliens. They built everything here, all the systems, animals and plant life on Earth, and they have been making periodic contact down through the ages, hoping that we would evolve peacefully and learn to live together in harmony. They study us night and day from gigantic cloaked ships, which circle the planet just outside Earth's stratosphere. They're real, not imaginary. Real as you or I.
5. 2017-06-30 at 2:43 PM UTC

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   Techromancer Yung Blood
   The portal has been opened!. Mortality is no longer the end.
   
   The gates of hell are at our doorstep.
6. 2017-07-06 at 4:59 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jesus needs no code
7. 2017-07-06 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's only one race of aliens. They built everything here, all the systems, animals and plant life on Earth, and they have been making periodic contact down through the ages, hoping that we would evolve peacefully and learn to live together in harmony. They study us night and day from gigantic cloaked ships, which circle the planet just outside Earth's stratosphere. They're real, not imaginary. Real as you or I.

   
   how come satellites don't bonk into them?
8. 2017-07-06 at 5:06 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's only one race of aliens. They built everything here, all the systems, animals and plant life on Earth, and they have been making periodic contact down through the ages, hoping that we would evolve peacefully and learn to live together in harmony. They study us night and day from gigantic cloaked ships, which circle the planet just outside Earth's stratosphere. They're real, not imaginary. Real as you or I.

   
   Much like Alzheimer's is circling your hippocampus.
9. 2017-07-06 at 7:22 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's only one race of aliens. They built everything here, all the systems, animals and plant life on Earth, and they have been making periodic contact down through the ages, hoping that we would evolve peacefully and learn to live together in harmony. They study us night and day from gigantic cloaked ships, which circle the planet just outside Earth's stratosphere. They're real, not imaginary. Real as you or I.

   
   That reminds me why I've been having unprotected sex with Native American girls for the past 5 years. At this point it's just a job I've been doing it so long that I don't even remember faces or names I just plow relentlessly, have a scientist use a super technologically advanced and power sponge that has single atom sized vacuums that suck the pussy juice straight off my cock m8.
   You see back when the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock and started murdering Indians for the supposed lolz it was actually to stop their cunt juices special powers to make later what is now known as methamphetamine.
   
   Most bros "in the know" have had at least one experience where the meth was super good and indeed had some special "Bam" or "kick, pow!" that had never been present in the other batches. That's the special enzyme from the vaginal fluids of the native hoes. See all those dnm vendors with level 10(over $2.5 million escrow sales?) chances are they had a little "Pow wow" in them there shards.
   
   Every gov't agency known(and not known) in the world is closing in on my sprawling estate as we speak so I don't have much time. I just popped a molly and my niggaz just pulled up in the range.
10. 2017-07-06 at 8:32 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! METH IS MADE FROM NATIVE AMERICAN PUSSY JUICES!!!!!!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
11. 2017-07-06 at 8:42 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lmfao
12. 2017-07-06 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra how come satellites don't bonk into them?

    
    Because the space they occupy while cloaked is not actually there in our dimension, so objects pass right through.