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Why don't you believe in the ghost of christmas past?

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [size=7]WHY!?[/size]
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm jedi
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Come again?

  4. #4
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I made fun of a jedi's nose repeatedly in high school until he became enraged and beat me bloody. I never expected he would do that, I was pretty much walking down the hallway after class laughing and he tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around right into his fist. He got three good shots in before I even realized what was going on and then the teacher came and broke it up. I didn't even swing. I just kinda stood there like 'what the fuck' and my nose was bleeding but not broken. I dripped blood all the way down the hallway to the bathroom..

    I remember mentioning this before..... for at least a year I called him 'nose' instead of his actual name, and other people started saying it too, and instead of referring to him they would just point to their nose. Then the breaking point came during art class, where we sat across from each other and our project was to draw a portrait of the person across from us...so I drew him with a giant nose, and a tiny earth nearby for scale. He told me 'You're going to be sorry' but he was just a skinny little guy and I never heard of him ever fighting, and I believed he was harmless.

    Also, I didn't make fun of his nose because he was jedi, I made fun of his nose because it was huge.
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I made fun of a jedi's nose repeatedly in high school until he became enraged and beat me bloody. I never expected he would do that, I was pretty much walking down the hallway after class laughing and he tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around right into his fist. He got three good shots in before I even realized what was going on and then the teacher came and broke it up. I didn't even swing. I just kinda stood there like 'what the fuck' and my nose was bleeding but not broken. I dripped blood all the way down the hallway to the bathroom..

    I remember mentioning this before….. for at least a year I called him 'nose' instead of his actual name, and other people started saying it too, and instead of referring to him they would just point to their nose. Then the breaking point came during art class, where we sat across from each other and our project was to draw a portrait of the person across from us…so I drew him with a giant nose, and a tiny earth nearby for scale. He told me 'You're going to be sorry' but he was just a skinny little guy and I never heard of him ever fighting, and I believed he was harmless.

    Also, I didn't make fun of his nose because he was jedi, I made fun of his nose because it was huge.

    That's hilarious.
  6. #6
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    this was back in the good old days, when they just suspended you from school for two days for fighting.

    these days, the police come and assault charges are filed.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I actually remember reading a (totally shit) article about some guy who got called nose when he was a kid, got bullied and someone stole his watch so he guessed at who it was and tracked him down like 20 years later. amusingly enough when he 'confronted' the bully, the guy told him to harden up because he and everyone else were bullied too, far worse than being called a name. he then went on for like 6 paragraphs about his gay feelings.

    anyway, I just caught a palistinian boy trying to steal my foreskin collection, brb gonna go shoot him and hang him from the front gate.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [size=7]OY VEY![/size]
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I can't imagine Auswitch Nazi Disneyland being jedi.
  10. #10
    Lanny ur mum
    Why stop at 9/11? Why not the holohoax too? THEIR THIRST FOR BLOOD AND MONEY AND BAGELS IS INSATIABLE. INSATIABLE I TELL YOU!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Why stop at 9/11? Why not the holohoax too? THEIR THIRST FOR BLOOD AND MONEY AND BAGELS IS INSATIABLE. INSATIABLE I TELL YOU!

    you're not funny.. anyways yes I belive the ghost of xmas past because if you read any of dickens earlier stories he's quite the prophet to what we have become now as a civilization of dunces and plebs..
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Why stop at 9/11? Why not the holohoax too? THEIR THIRST FOR BLOOD AND MONEY AND BAGELS IS INSATIABLE. INSATIABLE I TELL YOU!

    Truth be told i'm divided on the issue of the holohoax. There seems to be some funny business going on but to what extent is unbeknownst to be.
  13. #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I made fun of a jedi's nose repeatedly in high school until he became enraged and beat me bloody. I never expected he would do that, I was pretty much walking down the hallway after class laughing and he tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around right into his fist. He got three good shots in before I even realized what was going on and then the teacher came and broke it up. I didn't even swing. I just kinda stood there like 'what the fuck' and my nose was bleeding but not broken. I dripped blood all the way down the hallway to the bathroom..

    I remember mentioning this before….. for at least a year I called him 'nose' instead of his actual name, and other people started saying it too, and instead of referring to him they would just point to their nose. Then the breaking point came during art class, where we sat across from each other and our project was to draw a portrait of the person across from us…so I drew him with a giant nose, and a tiny earth nearby for scale. He told me 'You're going to be sorry' but he was just a skinny little guy and I never heard of him ever fighting, and I believed he was harmless.

    Also, I didn't make fun of his nose because he was jedi, I made fun of his nose because it was huge.


    You deserved it, I hate people that don't mind their own business and feel the need to fixate on and harass others. Really, can you imagine how incredibly annoying it would be if someone repeatedly did this to you over the course of a year?
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You deserved it, I hate people that don't mind their own business and feel the need to fixate on and harass others. Really, can you imagine how incredibly annoying it would be if someone repeatedly did this to you over the course of a year?

    Yeah i can imagine it perfectly fine, i fully realize how horrible this would be. Therefore my sadism is triggered when i hear of this happening to someone else. So i can't help but kek out loud. Sadism is pretty cool bro, feels good man.
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    You deserved it, I hate people that don't mind their own business and feel the need to fixate on and harass others. Really, can you imagine how incredibly annoying it would be if someone repeatedly did this to you over the course of a year?
    You got picked on a lot in school huh?
  16. #16
    Lanny ur mum
    you're not funny.. anyways yes I belive the ghost of xmas past because if you read any of dickens earlier stories he's quite the prophet to what we have become now as a civilization of dunces and plebs..


    Wow, nice job being angsty and needlessly hostile.

    Also are you serious? Do you honestly think Dickens was a prophet? Have you read even a single Dickens novel?
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bill Krozby has a knack for being needlessly hostile.
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