2016-04-11 at 5:05 AM UTC
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ATTN: Will Taggart
Gay ripoff of my legendary fred.
upon rereading it works on at least 4. I think I've discovered the arc of the comedic covenant. Something something indiana jones Ill show myself out
2016-04-11 at 4:52 AM UTC
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ATTN: Will Taggart
I'm literally scoffing right now
holy shit people are posting on this website. I did not anticipate this
So I did coke, broke up with my gf, continued doing coke the next day/night, fucked another girl, tried to take a picture of her sucking my cock to send to my (then) ex gf, she got weirded out. I called her the next day and told her I was done with her, started feeling terrible. This continued for a day or two until I called her back and tried to make things right. We kinda got back together when I reminded her of how cold I am and how she meant nothing. I developed a kidney stone from treating alcohol gut with tums (high in calcium). She took a $45 cab to come pick me up and bring me to the hospital where I screamed, swore and beat my head against the wall before being taken to another room and injected with hydromorphone. Immediately got a huge erection while they tried to coax me into taking a piss. Waited in a room for 5 hours before they told me that yes, I did indeed have a kidney stone and here's some more hydromorphs to help ya.
So I sick noted my exam a few days later. Me and the female are tentatively back together. I've been making arab money thanks to good connections and have been taking hydromorphone everyday since and drinking less. I paid someone to do my community service hours and my PO wants more done now. It snowed today/yesterday. I dunno what the fuck I'm going to do with my lyfe. I want to go to caracauo in the dutch antilles this year and also be a good drug dealing degenerate father figure to dese lil chilluns in my lyfe. My best prospects for a career requires dealing with Arabs on a daily basis but will likely make me Israeli money. The people closest to me know how emotionally fucked I am. I made three women cry within 24 hours a few weeks ago and people were seeming to be very defensive around me. I feel better now, I don't want to get hooked on dilaudids again but the world seems like such a better place when mah cold hart goes warmmm.
Malice, you're awesome, I wish I could find a use for you. Your transition into REAL BOY! will be legendary. I can't wait to read your first vagina "trip report." Your elation at having 10k is also cute and I hope it motivates you to achieve more. I'm at a pretty good level right now but I try not to think about it. I dunno what I'm gonna do with my life. It seems like all these idiots around me care about me and I just want to disappear on dilaudid with some bitch until I feel absolutely empty. I love you all, I'm glad I shared part of my life with this "community." This last incarnation in lame but still cut from the same cloth. Did Zok move or change his name? I want to letterbomb him about getting me the database
It feels like having a secretary :o
I wonder what the high from snorting 6 million jedis would be like.
2016-04-11 at 4:26 AM UTC
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ATTN: Will Taggart
That's it I'm posting CP.
Saw thread title wholly expecting a Captain Falcon thread.
SPOILER: It was.
2016-04-11 at 4:19 AM UTC
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5th DUI
My alcoholism has slightly subsided so I can tsk tsk you now. Don't go to jail though lil nigga. It's a waste of time and likely won't help you much more than you could do for yourself, on your own
NEIN
this freestyle shitpost works on like 3 levels bruh
tell him to just order some from darknet sources. ain't even hard
Gay guy [FONT=arial]≠[/FONT] tranny.
Write your contact info and see you ever get a response from one of the people who cleans the sewer enhancements. Maybe put like 5 bucks in there.
Also, imagine all the random shit that probably gets flushed down the toilet/ends up in the sewers. And then people say you shouldn't flush condoms down there...pff
