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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Why can't I get off to euro porn? Everything about it just feels off. Their moans, their motions. It all seems very calculated and generic. This isn't to say 90% of porn isn't like that anyway but I can at least find American porn that feels more real.

    Euro porn is shit. Specially German porn. I don't know why, but everything seems fake as fuck and as you said, generic, even when they're doing "weird" shit.

    I think the dudes are the problem. They all act weird as hell and keep trying to draw attention to themselves, and the camera work generally gives it to them. Like i was watching this one the other day:

    http://m.drtuber.com/video/13814/busty-dutch-teen-stacy-gets-gangbanged

    In the moment, I legit couldn't understand why i was hard but not aroused past that basic point. But now that i look at it again, the dudes are definitely the issue. Shut the fuck up, i don't want to see your gross neanderthal faces. Show me the bitch. Fuck her. That's all. That's your role.
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  2. Snoopy isn't far enough to use "fred" so it's definitely not him. Nobody except mimi the limey fuck uses "fred".
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  3. Originally posted by Darth Beaver
    [img]urine_idiot.jpg[/img]

    That's literally never been funny you fuckhead. Literally nobody, ever, has thought this retarded reply is funny. Or effective. Or anything other than retarded. People coopted it to make fun of you, mental deficient. Move on and invent a new gimmick.
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  4. I got enough info I need from you guys. You racists pieces of shit!


    I hope all of you cartwheel down a freeway into a ditch and shredded to fuck!
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  5. I would have pulled out the tek pipe and started playing coathangers on my phone and smoke it clean in one go
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  6. I dont do lines

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  7. Originally posted by bling bling

    I would of made a good cop because I wouldn't allow other cops to have sex with hookers let alone underage without breaking that thin blue code.. Ya know what im saying, Dawg?
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  8. plz change user title for 14k to "Tech Dots" please.

    Make 20k THE REAL NIGGA IN SPACE.







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  9. Some silly old cunt at the bus stop tried telling me I couldn't smoke there after I'd finished my cig, I pointed out it was a 3 sided structure so I legally could, she told me not to be rude so I stared at her and rolled and smoked another cig, forcing her back out into the rain.

    Win for reject
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  10. Originally posted by greenplastic it would be funny if the reason he wont show himself is because hes a super feminine gay black dude

    Wouldn't surupsie me honesrtly.
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  11. Slash/steal tires
    Smash headlights
    Key paint
    Rip off bumper
    Break windows
    Molotov everything
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  12. look in the barrel of a gun you fucking nigger l;over
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  13. Zero.
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  14. Lololol

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  15. That greedy jedi meme
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  16. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Holy fuck barely ate or slept the entire weekend including the Friday I took off. Stayed up until 1am cleaning the tech pipe stem resin. Woke up and did a bump been pouring sweat ever since got into work and I'm having the best day I ever had since I started here in September, what the fuck.

    I'm faster stronger outperforming everyone. This is perfection. Fuck mongolroy life tekdot life is where its at

    I bet you just stand there monged out to fuck thinking about what you should be doing whilst your coworkers are facepalming and doing all your work and getting pissed off cos they have to pick up the slack
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  17. elemental scrap worth the most.
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  18. I wanna do a tek dot in the middle of that football stadium kk?
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  19. Banned bling is the best.
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  20. Dnm baccy
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