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2019-06-21 at 6:54 PM UTC in Best Day EverI quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle... and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam...
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2017-03-11 at 4:28 PM UTC in Anybody here like country music?I sure do, how about you? I like brad paisley, willy nelson, johnny cash and a lot of the new guys. I once went to a ho-down with my daughters mom for our birthdays and i stuck out like a sore thumb because I'm not from around there and there were all these hot chicks but the only thing is they all had really bad teeth but I still got krunk and danced with a couple of them. My daughters mom asked me to come talk to her and I told her to fuck off and she punched in the face right in front of a cop and the cop was like "whats ur problem son?!" It was fucked up but still fun before all of that
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2015-10-11 at 11:51 PM UTC in Why don't christians believe in ghosts?christians do, ever heard of the holy ghost?
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2017-08-22 at 10:04 PM UTC in Space Flowerswait is this about that star trek episode where spoc becomes a hippie?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-16 at 12:16 AM UTC in Anyone here like the meat puppets?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2015-08-31 at 10:32 PM UTC in If anyone knows how to plays Dominoes, you can play online with me.
everyone is too busy laughing to reply so far, ACTUALLY. You know I can't play teh bones, and I don't feel like getting rekt over and over. Bill Krozby will play with you he said.
I'm sure he can read artard. He's looking for more than one person, dominoes can have up to 4 players sometimes even more.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-24 at 1:37 PM UTC in Douglas Monks is not ambitious enough to found Bill Krozby Dogs...
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black?
He's not lazy for not having $100k+, he's just an idiot for sharing his dream with us like any of us care what a piece of shit heroin addict rapist wants from life, other than how many different ways we can make fun of him for wanting to run a shitty hotdog stand.
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2018-08-17 at 6:41 AM UTC in Y'all are a bunch on incels...i got dick sucked this morning so i don't think im an incel
OP is a retard and wants to sniff my dick considering he always makes post about my dick because he's a fag lol
hey op swirl down a pool stick unitl you cum you retardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-28 at 7:08 PM UTC in DateHookup.com FolksI'll admit i did something pretty shitty to a dh'er once, this was like 7 years ago or so on xmas but she asked me to comeover that night and she was pretty cute, but she asked me to not cum in her was just being standoffish in general after acting so sweet over the phone before hand... we laid out infront of her tv on her jail floor mat bed and started making out and when i was whipping my cock out she started "resisting" but not really, she was bigger than me as i was only 120lbs and she wasn't screaming so i started banging her and I remembered she said to not cum in her so i did lol
when she realized what i'd done she told me to get the fuck out and shoved me out of her house lol. shit was lame anyways she was watching "finding emo" that stupid disney fish movie anyways.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-04 at 2:18 PM UTC in my cat ate tin foilI had a taco from work that I took home and I ate it and was all in a lackadaisical mood if you know what I mean and left the foil out that some of the beef juices on it. I went to bed because I had to get up at 4 in the morning for work and right as I was falling asleep I heard my cat in his room making some rowdy noises. I went in there to see what was up and he was gagging and I started freaking out and was like "whats wrong Archie!" and he started throwing up and all these chewed up bits of aluminum foil chunks came out. Kinda scared me. But I'm glad he's okay now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-04 at 5:38 PM UTC in my cat ate tin foil
Originally posted by tee hee hee You're a terrible feline father.
not really. i literally buried my bubba cat in the park next to me and invited a nis user to his funeral while i had her play peach kelli pop while i dug his grave, while my parents were telling me to get him cremated or throw him in the dumpster because thats what my dad would do. sorry but not sorry that i have love and integrity in my heart always.
I don't throw anyone under the bus. Im actually a lot better than most people on this site, believe it or not.
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2016-06-29 at 1:54 PM UTC in Donald trump wont win (whistle blower)I have insider information, that the elections are rigged, and I was recently told by my bud "darin bush" who I've known for several years now, that him and his family are friends with the clintons and that Shillary clinton will be the next president, and donald trump was a planted sensationalist shill to media blitz most of america.
Darin bush is a good guy ultimately, but is a huuuuuge drunk and a meth addict and loves young boys, his place is a museum, with fake artifacts like "peices of the titanic" a piece of "the moon" and tons of family pictures with him and the his bush family and pictures with shillary clinton and bill. And whats funny is I used to live with the mexican consulate and he told me 8 years ago that shillary clinton will be the next president. (both her and bill are cited for giving out alien disclosure, but fail to do so)
you trump and bernie fans have been duped by something that was put into motion over 55 years ago, when JFk was killed by LBJ and prescott bush and the first george bush, no surpise the new bush george prescott bush is going to be president one day.
There will be an increase in transvestites, wearing yolo/obey hats, listening to dub-step.
The world will eventually split into 3 factions, the rooty , the tooty, and the fruity...
what side will you be on?
Dare to take the red pill fam?
we are living in a cybernetic universe, please stand by.....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-10 at 7:48 AM UTC in Being reprimanded
Originally posted by HTS u a snitch
yeah i know i literally spilled a box of "rattox" on my hands as they wanted me to kill rats i ent up just washing my hands and not doing, at least I'm not a rat killer.
im only a snitch when people fuck with me. they said it wasn't cool that i do drugs and quit drinking so much so it was bound to happen to me.
and by the way you're a man with fake tits
heheheheheheThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-24 at 7:31 PM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-10-09 at 12:12 AM UTC in old dude smashes up dump truck with sledge then falls in wet concrete ๐
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.---.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-...-.-..-.-..-..-.-.-.-.-.-..-.-..........-............----(bยญanned) thats what those sยญhitskins get for parking their shitmobiles on his lawn
the one in miami where some old guy came out and shot up an electric truck was better
oh pashore jilliam the cat, you know you've worked with many of your brown and black skin brothers you fucking nig, now shut up and touch your toes retard while I drill the shit of your old crapper you faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-03-14 at 3:12 PM UTC in You have been visited by the BIG FAT MAM of sleepiness^this, your cat should have a pot leaf gold chain, a backwards hat, and a blunt in its paw
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2018-05-31 at 5:23 PM UTC in Fonaplats' I got a drinking problem again ThursdayNopeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-17 at 5:49 PM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude๐ฒthats a big cod, lil bromo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-06-26 at 8:20 PM UTC in Into Sanctuary 2020 (COMIC!!!!)Theres not Bill Krozby in your comic....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-08-29 at 3:26 AM UTC in sasquatch did 9/11haha just kidding.
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