So I locked my keys in the truck.

1. 2015-09-29 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah no shit, I locked them in the fucking truck right in front of an abortion clinic. Can you imagine how awkward it was when I walked in and had to ask if they had a coat hanger?
2. 2015-09-29 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Ho, ho, ho!
3. 2015-09-29 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #3
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   *groans*
4. 2015-09-29 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #4
   Hewfil1 Houston
   *Cringe*
5. 2015-09-29 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #5
   Hewfil1 Houston
   I did that once and had to go back in and ask for a flashlight and grocery bag because it was dark and lost the coat hanger.
6. 2015-09-29 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I did that once and had to go back in and ask for a flashlight and grocery bag because it was dark and lost the coat hanger.

   Noice