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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    wont to make mor increasd fares by makeing a free fare weekend

    dont wont to look like cuck

    ???

    profit

  2. july 2017 the global economy will crash again.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't know what's better, the fact that your photos still have timestamps or that the way you shooped the picture.

    It's just the default webcam program on my laptop. There's a couple of silly options to add to your pictures. One-click.
  4. Originally posted by bling bling fill the void

    That made me cry inside.
  5. A bunch of weak faggots over here are whining because the new £5 notes allegedly have a tiny amount of animal fat in them.
  6. Originally posted by reject A bunch of weak faggots over here are whining because the new £5 notes allegedly have a tiny amount of animal fat in them.

    lolwuuuuuuut

    i heard they dont work in vending machines or some shit
  7. I think I'll drug cocktail my way down a traffic bridge soon. I'm just afraid to survive.

    What else could I do and ad to that? I really don't want to cut my wrists. I could put a rope around my neck as well and meassure it so I fall for I have 10m free fall and then it rips my head off and my body smashes into traffic.

    I don't think there's a way to survive that.

    It is super over dramatic, though.

    If I get a gun, prciting shooting will be close to impossible because they are kinda loud and now that's a honest question to all the people here who have shot guns before.

    Is a suicide attempt with a gun a good and reliable way to go if you have never shot a gun before and will be high as fuck when you do it? I don't think so.

    I could ad the gun to the previous plan and shoot myself while jumping.

  8. I'll superglue the trigger to my finger and the barrel into my ear.

    ???
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by RisiR I think I'll drug cocktail my way down a traffic bridge soon. I'm just afraid to survive.

    What else could I do and ad to that? I really don't want to cut my wrists. I could put a rope around my neck as well and meassure it so I fall for I have 10m free fall and then it rips my head off and my body smashes into traffic.

    I don't think there's a way to survive that.

    It is super over dramatic, though.

    If I get a gun, prciting shooting will be close to impossible because they are kinda loud and now that's a honest question to all the people here who have shot guns before.

    Is a suicide attempt with a gun a good and reliable way to go if you have never shot a gun before and will be high as fuck when you do it? I don't think so.

    I could ad the gun to the previous plan and shoot myself while jumping.



    Originally posted by RisiR I'll superglue the trigger to my finger and the barrel into my ear.

    ???

    WILL YOU HURRY UP ALREADY AND DIE, FUCK!?. I've never seen someone take 2 years+ to fucking kill themselves. You won't survive so lets get this show on the roll. You realize you have contemplated killing yourself longer than Donald Trumps entire presidential bid?. What have you done with your life?. You just wasted it. better end it now to avoid any more shame.

    I want to embrace the post-RisiR future.. I'm already thinking of insults to call you after you are long gone.. also please post all your PI and phone numbers of family and friends so we can phone them and harass them. Thank you, have a good day.
  10. I'm affecting you emotionally. You aren't evil, you are just hurt.

    That's pretty heart warming.
  11. I also didn't just waste my life away in those years. I ensured that my family will at least have monetary support when I'm gone. I upgraded the house. I payed debt. Lots of shit.

    Do you still have your job?
  12. I just wanna see you die. TC ur suicide
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    lol risir dont got gunz
  14. Can I borrow yours?
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    36 cal or 410
  16. Bradley Black Hole
    Don't kill yourself RisiR. Use your life for something greater than yourself. Like sucking dicks.
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    wat abuot blin
  18. Stonesword Yung Blood
    I have a buddy that likes to trade bud for crystal, 1/8th of good bud for 1 gram of crystal. Is it worth it? He grows for retailers so it's really good bud, and if so, anyone know where to get some in or near WA.
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    pound for pound
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    brick for brick

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