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I can't stare at dead-faced porn girls anymore.

  1. #1
    It has to be genuine and sincere.
    (Cactus girl is semi-sincere, which is acceptable.)

    By their face, it should be clear that they are enjoying at least part of it. They should be doing it not just for the money, but because they like it, or they're interested in the art of sex.

    Clearly drugged out girls uninterested in what they're doing, regardless of how hot they are, fail to suck me in.

    I don't watch video porn all that often, but fake moaning and thrown in dirty talk that doesn't come from the heart instantly turns me off.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    what ever dude, allie sin was peak porn.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what if they wear spooky masks?
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I concur. Maybe it's just the cultural barrier but I find foreign porn to be the worst offender for this. Some of these foreign broads are absolutely smoking hot but as soon as they open their mouth its always these robotic sounds and same facial expressions. Like for the whole fuck session they make the same face and the same sound.

    And yes American girls are very guilty of this too. So I'm like you Mr Peano, I need the GOOD GOOD. I want eye contact, lots of position change, some dirty talk but not much. I want PASSIONATE moans and GENUINE pleasures.

    Same in real life. I'll never forget this girl named Angie I used to FUX WITH, she was aight in terms of fucking, but her SUCKING? Atrocious and embarrassing. So much so that during a BJ one night I just stopped her and asked her what the fuck she was doing. Just this embarrassing motion, not even ATTEMPTING to suck much more than JUST THE TIP. Like come on..can you imagine as a girl some guy down there just lazily flapping his tongue up and down on the OUTSKIRTS of your pussy, barely even penetrating, just lapping at your FLAPS?

    Everyone needs to use some goddamn common sense I say I say.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I kind of want to edit porn so that everything except the penetration is mosaic'd out. like the exact opposite of japanese censorship
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't understand why people film shitty sex and then put it online for people to see. Like, people are going to see you're 3/10 and a weak fuck. Some professional porn stars are pretty weak too.

    I call for expanding the entry barriers for female adult performers to not only ensure they've never had a father but to have that include any positive male role model or male who wanted something other than sex from her from the age of 15 on.
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I give amateur porn a pass since it's just that, amateur, but when it comes to anything "professionally" made, well.. Let me put it this way.

    If IIIII were a porn director I would THE BEST. I'd have NO up close shots of male butthole or strict penis/vagina penetration shots. The guy would actually be in as little of the frame as possible at any given time, while the girls would have their puss, tits, and face ALL in the shot as often as possible. Certain exemptions would apply.

    The girls would all be girl next door looking, no fake boobs or plastic looking barbie types. And most importantly, they would all LOVE THE COCK, AND THE PUSSY where applicable. They would suck and fuck with passion and PRIDE, but not so over the top that it becomes obnoxious or seemingly an ACT overplayed for the camera.

    Just pure, raw sexual encounters between young adults directed by a man that knows EXACTLY what the masses want and NEED.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano It has to be genuine and sincere.
    (Cactus girl is semi-sincere, which is acceptable.)

    By their face, it should be clear that they are enjoying at least part of it. They should be doing it not just for the money, but because they like it, or they're interested in the art of sex.

    Clearly drugged out girls uninterested in what they're doing, regardless of how hot they are, fail to suck me in.

    I don't watch video porn all that often, but fake moaning and thrown in dirty talk that doesn't come from the heart instantly turns me off.

    lmao... And, here I thought nobody ever focused on their "face"! O silly me!!
  9. #9
    I’d blame this on the fact that nobody pays for porn anymore therefore the talent is low quality, but even older porn had this problem.

    Need more diversity. These hos are most likely desensitized. I’d be sick of dick if fucking was my job. (Maybe) Plus you probably get paired up with some random doucher and there needs to be at least a smidge of chemistry otherwise women just check out.

    Search for real orgasms and you’ll find better quality.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’d blame this on the fact that nobody pays for porn anymore therefore the talent is low quality, but even older porn had this problem.

    Need more diversity. These hos are most likely desensitized. I’d be sick of dick if fucking was my job. (Maybe) Plus you probably get paired up with some random doucher and there needs to be at least a smidge of chemistry otherwise women just check out.

    Search for real orgasms and you’ll find better quality.

    LMAO @ "Women just check out"


    *spot-on
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ I give amateur porn a pass since it's just that, amateur, but when it comes to anything "professionally" made, well.. Let me put it this way.

    If IIIII were a porn director I would THE BEST. I'd have NO up close shots of male butthole or strict penis/vagina penetration shots. The guy would actually be in as little of the frame as possible at any given time, while the girls would have their puss, tits, and face ALL in the shot as often as possible. Certain exemptions would apply.

    The girls would all be girl next door looking, no fake boobs or plastic looking barbie types. And most importantly, they would all LOVE THE COCK, AND THE PUSSY where applicable. They would suck and fuck with passion and PRIDE, but not so over the top that it becomes obnoxious or seemingly an ACT overplayed for the camera.

    Just pure, raw sexual encounters between young adults directed by a man that knows EXACTLY what the masses want and NEED.

    Do you also film graduations and weddings? I'm applying to local universities and women's shelters and I need someone who knows how to shoot the goods.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I give amateur porn a pass since it's just that, amateur, but when it comes to anything "professionally" made, well.. Let me put it this way.

    If IIIII were a porn director I would THE BEST. I'd have NO up close shots of male butthole or strict penis/vagina penetration shots. The guy would actually be in as little of the frame as possible at any given time, while the girls would have their puss, tits, and face ALL in the shot as often as possible. Certain exemptions would apply.

    The girls would all be girl next door looking, no fake boobs or plastic looking barbie types. And most importantly, they would all LOVE THE COCK, AND THE PUSSY where applicable. They would suck and fuck with passion and PRIDE, but not so over the top that it becomes obnoxious or seemingly an ACT overplayed for the camera.

    Just pure, raw sexual encounters between young adults directed by a man that knows EXACTLY what the masses want and NEED.

    because your perpetual state of virginity qualifies you in any way whatsoever for such things...
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock because your perpetual state of virginity qualifies you in any way whatsoever for such things…

    That makes me even more qualified, you NARD.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I hd to serch over 100 pages of doggy style last night before I found a girl that looked like she was getting dicked proper.. a good falback is rape porn tho,, at least they are lively and show facial expressions but if I catch the bitch smiling I'm done
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Gross. U are honestly disgusting.

    When u say done, I hope u mean ur life.
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    Originally posted by POLECAT but if I catch the bitch smiling I'm done

    Fucking lol
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    Originally posted by ohfralala I’d blame this on the fact that nobody pays for porn anymore therefore the talent is low quality, but even older porn had this problem.

    Prn makes more money than ever, they way they earn it is different.

    Send videos to sites, get a share of ad revenue instead of pay4porn.

    A la capitalist porn we have free porn to the people, pornstars get paid more, and porn, in my opinion, is of higher quality than ever.

    Wouldn't you agree Lannee?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala Fucking lol

    he strikes me as the kind of guy that posts comments on the videos, like 'she wears the same expensive dresses in different scenes, I wonder what detergent she uses to get all the loads out'
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Nil what ever dude, allie sin was peak porn.

    This. She had such a blank expression on her face even when taking it in the ass. It's obvious most anal pornstars are on some sort of opiates.

    She reminds me so much of this slut I used to know from Waterford who'd brag about fucking various minor celebrities like musicians. She was like 4' tall.

    No I never fucked her, she only fucked cool guys, and I was a big fat virgin back when I knew her.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Tori Black ftw.
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