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    Home Companion.

    First Release: June 1st 1989

    (Canada Day...what a country!)





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    The Anarchist's Home Companion.

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    Table Of Contents:

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    I An Introduction to the Anarchial Arts. Pg. 3

    II The Tools of the Arts................. Pg. 4

    III Mild Anarchism........................ Pg. 5

    IV Anarchy for Amusement................. Pg. 6

    V Anarchy for Profit.................... Pg. 8

    VI Havoc and Hell........................ Pg. 10

    VII The Black Arts........................ Pg. 12

    VIII Theft:................................ Pg. 13

    A Single Party Theft.............. Pg. 14

    B Multiple-Party Theft............ Pg. 15

    C Other Forms of Theft............ Pg. 16

    IX Destruction:.......................... Pg. 19

    A Home Made Weapons............... Pg. 21

    B Interesting Ideas............... Pg. 22

    C The Fun Part.................... Pg. 23

    X Deception............................. Pg. 24

    XI Sub-Forms............................. Pg. 25

    XII Weapons and Explosives:............... Pg. 26

    A Home-Made Explosives............ Pg. 27

    B Chemical Explosives............. Pg. 39

    XIII General Anarchy....................... Pg. 41

    XIV More Easy Gadgets..................... Pg. 43

    XV Complex Explosives:................... Pg. 50

    A Common "Weak" Explosives........ Pg. 51

    B Thermite Reactions.............. Pg. 53

    C Nitrogen-Containing High Exp.... Pg. 54

    D Other Stuff..................... Pg. 56

    XVI Stars, Flares, and Color Mixtures..... Pg. 57

    XVII The Chemistry of Pyrotechnics......... Pg. 64

    Note Sheets........................... Pg. 70



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    Chapter One: An Introduction to the Anarchial Arts

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    First off, I guess I must allot for those of you who don't know what I mean

    when I say Anarchy. (ALWAYS capitalize that word...don't forget!) Well, maybe

    I should start off with a definition..



    Anarchy: <`an-ahr-kee>...noun. 1. A social structure without law

    and order, government, or authority. 2. Utter confusion.

    3. A rebellion against what's accepted as right or correct.



    Ya...right outta Webster's own, there. Well, I HOPE that you got some

    idea as to what I'm talking about from that. If not, toss this out...it

    isn't for you. Done? Okay. Now that only the REAL people of the world are

    here, we may commence the study of the perfection of this art, and examine

    some of the newer developments and state-of-the-art achievements in this

    religious pastime.



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    Chapter Two: The Tools of the Arts

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    Explosives - A personal favorite. As everybody knows, there are many,

    many, files floating 'round out there on this topic.

    I have seen docs and plans for everything from the

    front axle car bomb to the exploding ball-point pen.

    So, you should have no trouble with this section...



    Flammables - Gasoline, hairspray, ANYTHING that burns enthusiastically

    classifies. However, with the availability of gasoline,

    and the relative inexpensivity, (now .68/gal!), this most

    often becomes the chosen fluid. Attain some, and I'll

    tell you what to do with it later...



    Projectiles - Yes, even the most basic of prehistoric weaponry can be

    the Anarchist's best friend. Everything from rocks to

    eggs to your little brother classifies, anything that can

    be used to damage or destroy when thrown will do...

    however, due to the relative inexpensiveness and

    availability of rocks leads to their wide usage...



    Instability - C'mon, let's not be silly. Every Anarchist is so BECAUSE

    of an inherent mental imbalance. A true Anarchist is a

    psychopathic Anarchist. This REALLY comes in handy when

    preparing for a "run", for to an Anarchist, quite simply,

    the mad, the impossible, isn't. This is sometimes

    referred to by Anarchists as "guts" or "balls"...



    Transportation - (Preferably motorized... be real). Or, in many cases, a

    flock of such. A mandatory requirement for a successful

    authoritative attack, for true Anarchists don't get

    caught at the scene...



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    Chapter Three: Mild Anarchism

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    As much as people would like to deny it, prank calls, yes, prank calls

    are a form of what could be known as "pre-Anarchy". It can even be found in

    The Specter's infamous satire of the loser, "Anarchy for the PreAdolescent",

    under "Major Devilment for the American Youngster." Face it, EVERYBODY

    as made prank calls once in a while for entertainment, and we still do, yet

    now it's more for profit than for amusement. Even the universally-

    despised jokes, phrases, and clauses told to preteens by their visiting

    grandparents such as, "Excuse me, but is your refrigerator running?" and,

    "Is there a John in the house?" are heard from time to time spewing forth

    from the mouths of giggling infants into the phone receiver into your hateful

    ear. It's unavoidable. Yet they do successfully annoy you, therefore, in

    essence, completing SOME form of mild anarchy. Face it, like it or not,

    these little jerks are the future freaks and Anarchists of America...



    More inventive forms of this nature include ringing doorbells and

    running, putting a modem on auto-redial at an enemy's home, letting air out

    of your neighbor's tires, and selling fake raffle tickets...(100% profit!)



    Yet, we must move on...



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    Chapter Four: Anarchy for Amusement

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    Yes, Anarchy CAN be an entertainment outlet for a slow Saturday

    night! Just get a couple friends together, grab some brew, and you're off

    to wreak unholy havoc upon society! But what to do first? Hmm, you consult

    your ever- ready "Anarchist's Handbook," and espy the chapter, "Fun

    Through Blatant Destruction of Property!" Aha. That's the one, but how?

    Well...



    A. Spray Paint - Fun stuff! Sure, why not, for no reason at all, just

    go out and paint "@#$% You!" all over everything in

    sight, or maybe the infamous Anarchy sign, an encircled

    "A" everywhere? Why not, YOU won't have to clean up

    that mess? Hey! Why not paint "Can't Drive 55" signs

    all up and down Interstate 75 like on Sammy Hagar's

    album? A warning, though. Park OFF of the InterState,

    like in a parking lot on a nearby road. That way, when

    the pigs see you, you've got plenty of time to scramble

    to the car and get away. Also, paint can be "picked up"

    quite easily from any drug store or hardware store, or,

    if you're not "into shoplifting," it's relatively cheap.

    A movie's about $4.50, a can of paint's $1.75 or so, I

    don't know, haven't BOUGHT any in quite some time.. But

    in any case, it's cheap entertainment. Not even a new

    flick can get your heart racing like a cop chase can.



    B. Destruction - Where are those bricks I threw back here?!? Hmm, maybe

    one or two would look good in Ms. Johnson's living room?

    Sure, the colors match beautifully! But, aw shucks, the

    door's shut. No need to bother the sweet old bitch, we

    will just have to put them there ourselves...but how? A

    window -- perfect. Just toss 'em in there! I'm sure

    she'd like to thank you for your good day, but the Good

    Book says that we shouldn't do something for the thanks

    that we receive, but just out of the goodness of our

    heart...so, get out of there before she sees you and

    tries to thank you personally it's the "good thing".



    C. An Invasion - (of privacy, that is!) Blackmail material, possibly? I

    wonder... Grab your ever-handy beige boxes! A swift

    kick to the bottom of the phone box should cause it to

    open freely. alliGAYtor clips, do your stuff.. But if

    you'd prefer continual results, simply plant a "bug"

    in their house when you're there, like under the kitchen

    table, and, can't forget, under the bed... There are

    literally hundreds of plans circulating for the quick-

    'n-easy construction and usage of this homemade hardware

    also, don't gripe if you can't find any, 'cause if you

    can't, then you just haven't been looking!



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    Chapter Five: Anarchy for Profit

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    Financial gain is the goal, social disruption is the route. No, I'm

    not talking about becoming a "hit-man" for the mob or anything, just some

    clean fun, and a little profit on the side. Sure, you could use step "C"

    above for blackmail and information hostage purposes, but let's be a little

    inventive, that's been being done for YEARS..



    No, you can't say that making people pay "protection money" is

    inventive. G'zus, it's on the "A-Team" every week, for chrissakes! Let's

    think.. Watch we make money by calling with MCI, Metro, and Sprint, but,

    that's not outright collection of payment, that's...well, that's more

    like SAVING money, like clipping coupons in the newspaper, if you

    will...you get what you want for a lower price than usual. We need money,

    and we need it NOW! Maybe if you're.. "into" this stuff..<ahem>..you could

    possibly CREATE an imaginary employee at some company deep within the

    bowels of the conglomerate computer? Maybe send his paychecks to a

    mysterious P.O. Box? Sure, why the hell not? Hey, this P.O. Box stuff

    sounds good. I wonder...



    Visa...MasterCard...American Express...Diner's Club...K-Mart

    Credit Cards! Sure, goods on credit! It's the AMERICAN way, after all, isn't

    it? Why not do some late-night trashing? G'z..you'll have to miss David

    Letterman!?! Just go up to the video store, (Highland's the easiest:

    they've a "no-questions-asked" return policy), and "buy" a VCR. (I'm sure

    you can get ahold of your mummy's credit card for an hour or so to do a little

    shopping..). Next stop, Radio Shack. Waltz inside like you're some rich

    preppie/yuppie with all the money in the world, and he won't notice the

    holes in your faded jeans, he'll think that they're "in." Sunglasses

    always work best, for some reason, rich people tend to wear 'em a lot. (Why

    not slip a pack of ten'a dem cheap-ass Tandy disks into your jacket as

    long's you're there? Don't worry...alltheir "security systems" are

    Tandy-Made, so they always work like crap anyhow..) Yes, sir, I'd like to

    buy THAT model. Yes, that's right, the TX156-34YI38Ejr. Yes, I think

    that'll be all. Here's my card. I'll sign...okie. Thank YOU, sir.

    (After all, you need some toons for tonight's trashing..) Now, return your

    mummy's card, and, as soon'z it's dark, we're off! (But don't forget to

    return the box and the VCR after tonight, you can buy them on somebody else's

    card tomorrow! Or else mommie'll get mad...)



    Try to locate an "everything store," like K-Mart or Major's. These places

    are the most open, the most disorganized. 9 times out of 10 there will be

    a couple large trash bins behind the store. Whatever they try to tell you,

    they most often will NOT lock these, because that's the job of the stock

    boy, and he's most often more concerned with Jenny, the salesclerk in

    Electronics to bother once he's off work. Most of their stock boys are about

    16 or 17, so as long as they're NORMAL teen-agers, they'll do as little as

    possible to keep from being fired. Why lock the bins, sir, who would want

    to go in THERE?!? I would.. EVERYTHING they have goes in there. The

    salesclerks are SUPPOSED to rip the carbons in half, but we know how often

    they REALLY do that. Even when they do, it's no problem getting the name,

    number, and anything else you may need for card identification off of a

    ripped carbon, they usually stick to each other anyhow.. Get one kid to keep

    watch, and everybody else go fishing for anything...computer access codes,

    (good luck at K-Mart!), telephone numbers, credit check phone numbers, but,

    most of all, look for card carbons! These will provide you with a limitless

    source of TV-Ad goodies and mail-order stuff.. This search should take

    anywhere from :30 min to all night, depending on cop surveillance. Fill

    suitcases and travel bags with anything that looks important, you can

    sort it all out at home.. (This is one good thing about K-Mart, there's no

    produce section..no rotting food to sift through..)



    Got it all? Now, just flip on a local station, or MTV, or whatever, and,

    before you can say "I Love Ma Bell," you'll run across 9 or 10 million ads for

    stuff like "Ronco 'In the Shell' Egg Scramblers" and "ACME Nosehair Clippers"

    and the like..write down the phone number for the company that makes whatever

    product you could want, and give them your name, (off of the card, stupid!),

    and your card number..and presto! In 4 to 6 weeks, you've got your own brand

    new set of Ronco Party Circumcisers..free of charge. (YOU try to say "I Love

    Ma Bell"...*I* can't!) Another good idea is to cruse over to the 7-11 and,once

    you've gotten your Slurpee, buy a lot of mail-order magazines, (ie. Ninja

    Magazines, etc.) They've got a lot of card order forms and phone numbers..

    But, don't forget! NEVER SEND THE GOODS TO YOUR HOME! That's the PERFECT

    loser thing to do.. Always find a "drop point," like a vacant house which is

    for sale, or a P.O. Box. You cannot be traced back through either method...

    Have fun...



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    Chapter Six: Havoc and Hell

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    Just what you've been waiting for, I knew it. Well, there are SO

    many different forms of Anarchial aggression that it would be impossible to

    even TRY to list them all. New and inventive methods of destruction are being

    conjured up every day, so I'll just try to give a brief overview. First off,

    I'd like to state that you don't HAVE to be a stoner or a headbanger to be an

    Anarchist, you don't even have to drink alcohol. You can be perfectly NORMAL

    and...well, I guess if you didn't do any of that you wouldn't be normal,

    would you? Anyhow, you can be perfectly NORM..er..ODD..and still be an

    Anarchist at heart you don't have to be into blatant destruction, you don't

    even have to like heavy metal music...but it helps. Who knows, maybe you

    just like to replace normal light bulbs with gasoline-filled ones? Maybe

    you just, for some reason, enjoy running down little kiddies.. YOU can't help

    it. So, if you can't help it, pursue it. Become the best hit-and-run

    artist on your block! Maybe even in the whole county! Modify your

    vehicle to your interests and mount a kangaroo bar on the front of your

    Ford Bronco or S-15, so that the people you run over slide more easily

    under your car...maybe even put a window in the floor so you can see

    who you just helplessly maimed? Ms. Johnson? Oh- hello...did you enjoy

    the bricks? You did? That's good. If they convulse, you did it right.



    A good way to make a great start on a successful career as another one

    of "those 'Anarchial @#$holes'" is to try drowning the neighbor's cat in

    their pool. Hmm, knowing how much cats hate water, we'll have to try to find

    a way around their fears...see how thoughtful Anarchists have to be? I

    think that it's a very good training for future life myself.. Hmm, howzabout

    the infamous TV favorite, "cement shoes?" Perfect. But how to get the cat

    into cement? Ah- replace the kitty litter with cement and spike the cat's

    water with something like the cyanide found in many medicines. It's barely

    perceptible, so the catill get blitzed off of its ass and then go to the

    kitty litter, and get stuck inside.. Cats make a LOT of noise when they

    realize that they've been trapped, so act quickly before suspicions arise..

    Slip the cement out of the bin, (don't forget to use "no-stick" PAM

    before!), with the cat stuck by all four
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Yeahhh...no.
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    hack the planet!

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