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2024-05-12 at 10:04 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.In loving memory of Joe Zeller, whose eccentricity knew no bounds. With a penchant for avant-garde fashion and a taste for the unconventional, Joe left an indelible mark on those around him.
Known for his daring style, Joe's wardrobe was a kaleidoscope of colors and patterns that would make even the boldest fashionistas blush. Whether he was strutting the streets in stilettos or rocking a feather boa with flair, Joe was unapologetically himself.
His adventures in the world of synthetic drugs were legendary, though perhaps not always for the right reasons. With a knack for finding the most obscure substances, Joe was a pioneer in the world of experimental pharmacology, though his choices may not have always been the wisest.
Joe's romantic escapades were the stuff of legend, as he fearlessly pursued love in all its forms. From whirlwind romances with enigmatic strangers to passionate trysts with women of questionable taste, Joe lived life with an unwavering commitment to passion.
Though his journey may have been unconventional, Joe's spirit will live on in the memories of those who knew him best. As we bid farewell to our dear friend, let us remember the laughter, the tears, and the unforgettable moments that made Joe Zeller one of a kind. -
2024-05-19 at 3:56 PM UTC in Who is your favorite female character on this forum?If it was a battle to the Death Kinkou would win.
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2024-05-19 at 4:41 AM UTC in Who is your favorite female character on this forum?The dead women will always be my favorite on this site but I didn't think it would be fair to vote for any of them and assumed OP was unaware.
My favorite dead woman is Hydro for raping ยงmยฃรgรL with her husband's flesh dick.
That was by far the funniest story of someone losing their virginity that I've ever heard.
Kinkou will always be able to kick Candyreins stupid ass.
I'm sorry but a black slut midget with wet tissue paper for personality is nothing worth propping up on an invisible high horse.
Kinkou called me 15+ years ago quite literally about to die in a fire and she didn't seem phased by the prospect that her life was going up in smoke. My vote will always be for Kinkou as she has proven herself to be rad AF time and time again. Yes sure she might be a terrible pill popping alcoholic with a bunch of disorders but if she wasn't then she wouldn't be here.
As far as stupid emo euro trash Kafka the cunt goes...
She stood up MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING and that was wrong. Bro's before hoes, I'll never respect you now not that it matters anyway.
Your mindset of "im a victim" that perpetuates through every god damn topic you throw your 2 pence into just makes me want to vomit.
My guess is you don't even know how to smoke cigarettes or use shampoo.
Nina was a rat infested xanax bar with big boobs.
Hydro was a rat infested cheeseburger with abscesses.
I don't know much about DTE and will stay neutral on them.
HTS is cool AF too. Her, Scrawn and I and mine will meet up one day hopefully and get some Timmys.
HTS is definitely the the number 1 choice if I need someone to push a broken down truck out of the street. -
2024-05-18 at 7:16 PM UTC in Get a .๐ฌ๐ญ domain today; Nazis! Cocaine! Gambling! Illegal Porn!
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2024-05-18 at 10:07 PM UTC in Thumbs Down dislike button โ ๐๐ฟI miss on old (good) YouTube where you could dislike videos.
Can we get a dislike button here so we can hate on posts with the click of our mice.
Please.
Cmon Lanny you fatty fucking flabbergasted fink. -
2024-05-18 at 4:52 PM UTC in Three Hundred Fifty DollarsThis weeks grocery bill.
Thanks Joe Faggot Biden. -
2024-05-18 at 11:18 AM UTC in Can you make my account regular?Make it gaygular
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2024-05-17 at 9:25 AM UTC in It's My Birthday ๐๐
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2024-05-17 at 9:55 AM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
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2024-05-16 at 7:14 PM UTC in It's My Birthday ๐๐It's official.
3:14PM
I am now 34 years old. -
2024-05-16 at 8:55 PM UTC in It's My Birthday ๐๐
Originally posted by Kinks but its ur birthday present :(
I read some of it but then it started talking about penguins and I think it might be all the signs or something.
I'm stubborn.
Also, I am not materialistic.
I think ๐ค maybe it's some what accurate and you are also a try hard.
But that's okay because you're bad at it.
Can't beat your flex though riding a motorcycle. -
2024-05-16 at 2:37 PM UTC in It's My Birthday ๐๐34
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2024-05-12 at 11:22 AM UTC in Bitch Vomit
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2024-05-12 at 12:22 PM UTC in Bitch Vomit
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2024-05-11 at 12:55 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Proofs?
Short of presenting you with his actual corpse I can not provide much.
He passed on Thursday night. It's too soon for any "official" announcements really.
I have followed his incarceration closely as I was hoping it would lead to him making a recovery/ living a good life.
It appears he got out of jail and promptly got really fucked up.
He posted a video on FB where he is on the sand at Myrtle Beach and it starts with him apologizing for vomiting in front of everyone.
A short time later (according to court records) he was charges with resisting, public intox, and disorderly conduct. This all happened across 2 days it looks like.
I was not informed on the details of his passing other than date and time.
Here is the video he posted on Wednesday when he got out of jail. -
2024-05-11 at 12:04 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
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2024-05-07 at 8:38 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:
Originally posted by Kinks All dudes huh lol
Bros before hoes.
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Also maybe Roshambo, I'd like to talk to him a bit first and get to know him before pulling the trigger on inviting him.
He won't be able to make it but go ahead and invite him so he doesn't feel left out.
Originally posted by Kinks Where ?
https://www.schaumburgconventioncenter.com/
You'll need to reserve a room or hook up with MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy You clearly forgot Candy and Blaster
both from your neck of the woods. I wont be traveling anywhere anytime soon. I'm broke and the fucking Government is taking back about 300 bucks of mine for Part A Part B Medical
Candy is not invited. That stupid ugly worthless cunt can stay in dumbbitchville. Besides, black people ruin everything.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost He got out at midnight last night.
and he was never heard from again. -
2024-05-04 at 9:15 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Anakeesta turned out to be a shitty tourist trap build by and old woman's book club.
Parking $20.
Gondola ride to them top $80
Doughnut hole $1.25 each.
Getting covered in flies $Free
It was pretty dumb up there tbh.
We road their mountain coaster and it was the absolute worst of all of the coasters.
We left having tired of the lack of anything for us to do and I took my girlfriend to Rocky Top Mountain Coaster which is the absolute best one imo.
The kid sleeping in the car while I shit post and she rides.
Hopefully she likes it took and then we will wake up the kid and tell her bears are going to eat us if we don't ride the super cool mountain coaster.
Thanks past me for posting which mountain coaster is the best so I could ride it again. -
2024-05-05 at 12:57 AM UTC in Fona does Gatlinburg
We woke to heavy rain but braved it anyways.
Took the trolley into town where we searched for a mediocre $70 breakfast that gave me cramps.
Afterwards we checked out Ripley's Aquarium which was pretty dope.
Then we did some shopping and headed to the hotel for a little break before heading out and hitting up some mountain coasters. ๐ข
Are dinner at a high end establishment. I had a steak of course.
Then we swam at the hotel for a while.
Now it's time to sleep.
Heading home in the morning. -
2022-08-23 at 6:01 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation