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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I never said that.

    Oh whoops. I was just going off of what was written in the OP.
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  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Some women like fisting, baseball bats and those cones so dw about it too much.

    Originally posted by Kafka Look at these.

    https://thedildohub.com/collections/dragon-dildos

    Oh yeah, I have heard of dragon dildos. I was always worrying about size because of people's experiences and also because the average dick is around 5 x 4.5 and I'm around 7 x 6. Seems like most of these dragon dildos are 6.28 inches at their thickest (some go even beyond that) so I don't have a reason to worry then. Thanks for putting my mind at ease!
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  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    I already own the domain that we are going to use when NIS goes down.
    I've been not really working on it much but that might change soon.
    You have to use an extension to reach the site.

    I would join.
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  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Be nice to me. I stabbed the dog because I dind't want my little dog to die and I don'jt make that much up.

    But I am nice to you bradley.
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  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ok, as long as it's secluded I don't care what we call it.

    I didn't know that about Pakis not being Arabs. Care to elaborate? i'm a little ignorant.

    You know who also eats hummus? BradleyBs.

    Well, Pakistanis are South Asians and Arabs are West Asians like Persians and Turks and Armenians are. Arabs can also be North Africans but they originated in West Asia. Pakistan is a melting pot, it is a nationality consisting of many different ethnic backgrounds. Most Pakistanis are Indic because they speak Indo-Aryan languages such as Urdu or Punjabi. The official language of Pakistan is Urdu and it was picked because it was foreign to the people of Pakistan. The options were Farsi or Urdu and Urdu was picked. I would have preferred Farsi. Pakistanis use the term Pak for short and not what you used because that is considered a racial slur because it has a history of violence behind it. Urdu has an Indic base and many loan words from Arabic and Persian. Once you go east of Iraq, there are no Arabs anymore but Persians and we border Iran. As well as Afghanistan.
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  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley You're against going on a date? You wouldn't go on a date with me? Get kebabs and hummus and maybe walk somewhere in nature?

    We can do all that but call it hanging out. I don't eat hummus by the way. Arabs eat that.
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  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats 34

    Happy birthday man. 1990.
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  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc That's eternal recurrence, its what I know is fact. Its why I'm not scared of death.


    .

    Reminds me of -SpectraL. He ain't scared of anything. Apparently.
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  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I wouldn't. Gotta pretend I don't shitpost on forums.
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley MM let's see your "Big" dong, because I don't believe you'd be so flattering to see big dicks if yours was really big too.

    Well, it actually is big. I got a pic but I can't share it because it's not ok. The length is between 6.7 and 7.1 and the girth is above average as well. I put on an average-sized condom recently when I was soft and I filled it up. It was a little bit difficult to get it on, it didn't slip off or anything and if I can wear an average-sized condom while I'm flaccid then you know I'm not making stuff up. People say big starts at 6 x 5 and I'm longer than 6 and girthier than 5. And that at my thinnest. So yes, I have a big dick but I don't even get to use it.
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh cool, page 60.
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  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    OP is WellHung (the user, not sure about the size of his genitalia).
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  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks I just get cold af always


    Nice kicks! I just meant bare feet are gross to me. If they are in shoes / socks, I don't mind.
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I believe he stabbed the dog out of malice and hate and I don't care, fuck that dog. Dog probably had it coming and would have been stabbed anyways for being a bitch, fuck that dog and the owner, should have stabbed him too.

    I love dogs. I remember one came at me late at night when I was eating outside in a local playground and this dog was going batshit insane, it ran from the opposite side of the playground towards the end where I was and it came barking and running at full speed and this was a big dog, as well. It was 6 feet tall if it got on its legs which it did as it jumped on me when I got up but I was completely calm and the dog didn't do anything. I would never have thought to stab this dog or do anything to it, I just let it do its thing, it was harmless. Turns out it was a she and I have no clue why they did that but the guy I was hanging out with on the other hand was really scared and panicked. Makes for a cool story.
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  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I love you, Muhammed Meyers.

    I love you too, Bradley. Nice dick, by the way.
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  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Okay. So I’m not actually pro-Israel but I’m not pro-Palestine either.
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  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk if this is the way I said it. Does it sound English to you?

    https://voca.ro/19mljVVj2DcD

    That sounded English to me. Like even though I have hearing problems to some degree, I understood like 95% of that sentence and it was all in English. Perhaps they are discriminating against Irish accents.
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  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka My ex gf reached out a few weeks ago. Idk if I should meet her or not bcus she didn't treat me right but ik we'd have a crazy time.

    If she didn’t treat you right then she doesn’t deserve it. Just my two cents.
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  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks I put titty sweat up for all you bishes after that black sunnies comment by wariat and muh boi aldra is the only one who appreciates


    SHAME
    ON
    ALL

    OF U

    except aldra for now *

    You should visit a doctor, there’s horns growing out of your head. It might be benevolent but it’s best to have it checked out.
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  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by infinityshock If I wanted to see a dick I'd look in my pants.

    Then why do you keep asking me for nudes!?
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