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My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝

  1. 2024-04-27 at 7:40 PM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    UPDATE



    They've set up a hive very near to my house/driveway right by the kids sandbox.
    I'm looking at bee suits now.

    Any suggestions?
  2. 2024-04-27 at 7:41 PM UTC
    #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    UPDATE



    They've set up a hive very near to my house/driveway right by the kids sandbox.
    I'm looking at bee suits now.

    Any suggestions?

    Don't spray any spray paint

    It pisses them off
  3. 2024-04-27 at 7:42 PM UTC
    #3
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I like bees :(
  4. 2024-04-27 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #4
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    YOU HAVE UNLOCKED A NEW FETISH
  5. 2024-04-27 at 9 PM UTC
    #5
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    killing bees makes me terribly sad

    drive them here fona
  6. 2024-04-27 at 9:01 PM UTC
    #6
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    smoke em up and wrap them in a bag and I'll adopt them all
  7. 2024-04-27 at 9:29 PM UTC
    #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks smoke em up and wrap them in a bag and I'll adopt them all

    thats not quite how bee keeping works...
  8. 2024-04-27 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    well I'm a cave woman and thats how I would do it

    my neighbor keeps bees

    I'm sure I can chop up and build them a home. took enough woodworking and architectural drawing and etc etc for that
  9. 2024-04-27 at 9:45 PM UTC
    #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks well I'm a cave woman and thats how I would do it

    my neighbor keeps bees

    I'm sure I can chop up and build them a home. took enough woodworking and architectural drawing and etc etc for that

    because its that simplistic...
  10. 2024-04-27 at 10:05 PM UTC
    #10
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    bugs dont like me. they never bite me. idk if its my skin, or if I just have always had cancer and I don't seem like a healthy meal

    even then, idgaf about being stung
  11. 2024-04-27 at 10:06 PM UTC
    #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks bugs dont like me. they never bite me. idk if its my skin, or if I just have always had cancer and I don't seem like a healthy meal

    even then, idgaf about being stung

    or they do like you and want to spread their verministic tendencies to people they dont like
  12. 2024-04-27 at 10:21 PM UTC
    #12
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    idk mosquitos and shit have avoided me for as long as I can remember. no matter how much booze was involved. good thing cuz I cant use bug spray anyway. ^_^
  13. 2024-04-27 at 10:21 PM UTC
    #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks idk mosquitos and shit have avoided me for as long as I can remember. no matter how much booze was involved. good thing cuz I cant use bug spray anyway. ^_^

    maybe they like you and want to be your friend
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2024-04-27 at 10:22 PM UTC
    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Absolutely no one cares….
  15. 2024-04-27 at 10:22 PM UTC
    #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Are u two retarded or maniac?
  16. 2024-04-27 at 10:22 PM UTC
    #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ong
  17. 2024-04-27 at 10:23 PM UTC
    #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Absolutely no one cares….

    stfu and post nude selfies you whiny menstrual cramp pandemic
  18. 2024-04-27 at 10:27 PM UTC
    #18
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    we are two of the few cool ones in here, sry idk
  19. 2024-04-27 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #19
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fona google local bee clubs.
    Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
    They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
    That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
    I know because I keep bee's.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. 2024-04-27 at 11:58 PM UTC
    #20
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    finally someone speaks perfect sense

    its all that wisdom with age eh
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