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  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    I can't get off without listening to these but will get sick of them soon.





  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
  3. #3
    TMI
  4. #4
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TMI

    too much raw data for your aging nerves

    eh
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina too much raw data for your aging nerves

    eh

    That didn't scare me.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina too much raw data for your aging nerves

    eh

    I'm going to give it to you raw. No lube, either
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    There is an Ashanti proverb we have back in Kansas which is "it is because of the beauty, that is why a woman holds her breast when she runs , not because the breast is going to fall"

  8. #8
    All the women I see running just let them flop up and down.
  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the women I see running just let them flop up and down.

    Thanks for getting me hard, bro!
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by A College Professor There is an Ashanti proverb we have back in Kansas which is "it is because of the beauty, that is why a woman holds her breast when she runs , not because the breast is going to fall"


    No it's for support. I support mine with my arm when I walk about after waking up or run down the stairs, when I don't have a bra on.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Kafka No it's for support. I support mine with my arm when I walk about after waking up or run down the stairs, when I don't have a bra on.

    you dont even know what a woman is
  12. #12
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
  13. #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    KMFDM reminds me of school shootings because it's the band that (one of) the Columbine shooter(s) loved.
  14. #14
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers KMFDM reminds me of school shootings because it's the band that (one of) the Columbine shooter(s) loved.

    That's what I think about when I fap.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka That's what I think about when I fap.

    HAHAHA.
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I didn't expect that. Either my humor is messed up, or I found it funny because I didn't expect it.

    Or both.
  17. #17
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor There is an Ashanti proverb we have back in Kansas which is "it is because of the beauty, that is why a woman holds her breast when she runs , not because the breast is going to fall"

    nein.

    its to prevent their milk from turning into cheese,
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina nein.

    its to prevent their milk from turning into cheese,

    It's also how we got milk shakes.
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's also how we got milk shakes.

    Chocolate milk comes from nigger cows from africa
  20. #20
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's also how we got milk shakes.

    milkshakes come from the bulls.
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