2023-09-22 at 6:02 PM UTC
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folie a trois
The difference is men perform oral sex on women usually to wet her up and get her in the mood before you stick it in. Women will suck their man to completion getting nothing in return and then he zips up. How many times have you ate a chick’s pussy and then when she finishes you just stop and go “alright that’s enough of that”. You obviously wanna get your rocks off too.
That’s what makes it more intimate for women, it’s an act of unselfish love
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Originally posted by Meikai
Man if I hadn't huffed all that gasoline and was a seafood enjoyer, I'd probably have a 200 IQ.
just unhuff it bro.
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2023-09-22 at 5:57 PM UTC
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folie a trois
Couple weeks ago gf and I go to this little hipster divey bar by her place. Towards the end of our night, I walk up to pay the tab. One of the bartenders is this tiny brunette. Dark, shoulder length curly hair, I think green eyes. Dark eyeshadow, metal bangles, boots dark lipstick. Cute. I plunk down my CC to settle up, and gf walks up next to me as I do. She and the bartender meet eyes as the bartender picks up my card, and gf does this weird eyebrow raise/fake smile/eye roll thing that women do sometimes. When we sit back at our table,i ask
“So what was about?”
“Huh?”
“What. Was. That. About?”
“What are you talking about?”
“The look you gave the bartender that looked like you were smiling through a wet fart”
“Thats disgusting…….Its a long story.”
“………………..”
“Youre not going to be weird about it?”
“Weird about what?”
Turns out she and this girl had hooked up a few months before gf and I started dating. (Shes pretty gay). My reaction is just “Oh. Right on”. She does another incredulous eyebrow raise. “Whats that supposed to mean?” Literally means nothing to me. “That doesnt DO something for you? Isnt that what all guys are into?” Not necessarily, no. “So you wouldnt fuck her?” Not unless thats something YOU’RE into.
Long, narrowed eye stare.
“So it wouldnt make you jealous to see another girl eating me out?” Not really, no. “Thats dumb. Why not?” Idk. Dude brain i guess. “You realize if i leave you for anyone, its probably gonna be a girl?” Thatd be unfortunate. “Im not opposed to it. But thered be like strict rules- non negotiable. 1. No one we know, none of our friends. 2. You dont get to cum in her. 3. She doesnt get to give you oral and vice versa”. That part struck me as weird. Seems like a weird line to draw. She says oral is WAY more intimate. I never felt that way at all. If anything it felt like the opposite. A blowjob or eating pussy is just kind of a sexy handshake. But she sees it very differently. In any case, its not super high on my list of priorities, and knowing how jealous she gets, itd probably result in a domestic dispute (even though this was kind of her suggestion). I will admit that tag teaming the little bartender with my gf or watching her lick my nut from between my gfs legs sounds pretty hot but not at the cost of potential drama i dont think. I dont think this was even a suggestion for the immediate future, but it got me to thinking :
1. Would you even open this pandoras box at the risk of of having some dude slide in ur girls box further down the line?
2. Why do men not feel any existential threat at the thought of a girl having sex with the woman you love?
3. Why do women feel that oral sex is more imtimate?
This has been my contribution
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Originally posted by Chios Honey
Why did you move back to California but not into this Building that you did before (according to Panny's crew)
Rent control resets when you move out, and the bastards got an exterminator so I couldn't get the rodent discount anymore
Originally posted by Chios Honey
Hey Lanny. Are you a Mick by chance?
MC on the Go*
Half mic, half kiwi, 100% turkey
Originally posted by Meikai
It's 100% true.
It's 100% bait
Originally posted by Meikai
We had greater freedom when we were monke, but no technology or civilization.
Unironic techno-optimism, basically not even a real position for normies anymore, is 100% beyond your grasp Lucy. Disclaimer about tech-apocalypse doesn't temper it, as even that assumes a higher technology society is preferable to a lower one.
Originally posted by Meikai
Is the current system exploitative of third world labor, including on-going literal slavery? Y-yeah kinda. I don't see any of that happening though so we're basically living in the most golden of golden ages.
Case and point :p
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Inspired by God's love
What a nice young man, restores my faith in humanity.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Meikai
Aldra gets paid by Xi, silly - that's why he's such a fierce Russia stan.
one time I was at the new year festival eating moon cakes and watching the dragon dancers and Xi gave me a wine cooler
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2023-09-22 at 4:20 AM UTC
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First Conflict of 2022
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
uh oh the men in the white coats are coming
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2023-09-22 at 4:19 AM UTC
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First Conflict of 2022
Originally posted by Meikai
he's from the bay, he's lived in an AIDS/pen0r colony his entire life.
Shut the fuck up, Quitter
Cry for help, Faggot who couldn't go the whole way because "OH I MET ISLAM.. BLAH DE LA BLAH. ISLAM SAVED ME"
fucking mental case headfuck. You should neck yourself, Quitter
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Chios Honey
I exist to remove your interest
cool it with the antisemitism
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2023-09-21 at 4:43 PM UTC
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Male Nannies
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
what if the male nanny is wariat
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2023-09-21 at 7:04 AM UTC
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why as polane never like this
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Polene, polene, Polene, Polene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Polene, Polene, Polene, Polene
Please don't take him just because you can
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Originally posted by Chios Honey
You're the incel you crazy warped minded faggot.
Licking a dudes butthole and insisting it's a female. You're such a FUCKING FAGGOT Incel degenerate cunt.
You can close your eyes and lick my butthole and pretend it's a girl
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Originally posted by Meikai
He was the fun Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly space rogue-ish type of guy, and I wish he coulda just stayed that way. He didn't need harrowing relationship baggage like being a… widow? (Widower? Huh.) Mal probably had a bit of war trauma and he wasn't all fun all the time, but it's not like he was constantly talking about he how much missed his dead gay lover with Inara either.
IDK, the space confederacy thing and Serenity Valley came up like at least once an episode. I think that was supposed to be part of his allure, ya know?
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2023-09-20 at 2:35 AM UTC
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Odinism
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Meikai
something something odin sucking the dicks of hanged men lol lmao (i know this is bullshit)
I believed it, then I looked up the actual book and author it came from and it was a literal j'ew quoting anti-Nordic tribes as if they were authorities on Norse mythology
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2023-09-19 at 1:38 PM UTC
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America is Dying
Originally posted by jerryb
We have a virtual empire, we don't run their countries day to day but bomb the shit out of them if they get uppity. Britain kinda handed it off to us because all that military shit expensive, they are partners with us. Notice both countries pretty much help each other bombing uppity shitholes.
If you don't have curry colored fellas fanning you in the heat with big leaves...it's not an empire.
I say Caruthurs, pass the salt.
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2023-09-19 at 5:37 AM UTC
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America is Dying
we should all go out into the desert and get bullet ants or female wasps to sting us.
then see who can go without a epi pen the longest
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2023-09-19 at 1:22 AM UTC
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Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
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2023-09-17 at 2:49 PM UTC
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I'm ready to retire
I tell people I'm retard instead of retired. Fuckers will not leave me alone for more than a few days. I get suckered into working on someones junker, actually I don't mind helping out an old customer I've done work for years. Good chance to stay active, make a little cash and those old guys worse than women because I get to hear all the gossip in the area.
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