Originally posted by Meikai
That's what I was thinking, but there's a solid chance the lube was already in the truck and the guy in question was just tryna play it off like "no honey, it was the arsonist who put it there - what a fucking weirdo".
He also tried to burn down a house with children inside on Christmas eve and I like to think the groomsman gaslit his kids and told them it was just Santa Claus showing his anger because they were so naughty
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Originally posted by Meikai
Sooooo, what are the odds his wife fucked his groomsmen and that is the cause of the divorce and the truck burnin'?
According to his story it's because they "weren't there for him during his divorce" but I like to imagine his wife dominated him and convinced him to assemble groomsmen of her past sexual conquests. This cuckholdery came to light and ended in their divorce. Either that or he's just super autistic like who leans on "groomsmen" to help during your actual marriage?
He literally left lubricant at an arson scene so there was likely a sexual component
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We can kill every jèw in the world and I guarantee you everything would still suck ass. You’d still be getting screwed by big corporations and your democracies would still not represent your will. I think we should focus our rage on the systems of power that control us rather than a particular race of people. And hey if a lot of those power systems are made up of jèws, 2 birds 1 stone right
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Originally posted by Bradley
Hey everyone longtime local fuck up BradleyB. I haven't had a drink in 31 days and I Don't feel very thirsty anymore. I've had a lot of sober time on my hands.
I started a company similar to the state fair or like carnivals where you can buy sweet corn that someone grilled & dip it in da butter and then u got ur good ass seasonings right. I titled my business Corn on the Curb and I have a sliding price scale just like the doctors office where if I don't like you it's 5$ and if I know you it's 2 for 5. Don't want 2 alright 3$ but don't tell nobody.
So I don't actually gril the corn, I just microwave that shit. And I got this wagon I jacked from some apartment complex like half mile away and spraypainted yellow and wrote CORN ON THE CURB on both sides, so we got a bucket full of feed corn (I pay like 15 cents a cob nigga), my boy found the microwave and it's old as fuck and dirty so I put a yellow sheet over it with the salt and seasonings and pepper lol so it looks real nicde.
I tried to cut costs at every level of production. So we got the stolen red ryder wagon (WHich I call the Corn Cab) and I don't have an external power bank strong enough for a microwave, so I just plug it into my former store I managed and sell to everyone who knows me. Instead of butter I use the cheapest margarin I could find cut with a little bit of this crisco, but it's more like lard. I got a fatass bag of salt but I put it into all the salt shakers and spice containers I could find, and then I also got spicy seasonins incase ur one of them mexicans from cuba we got a lot of. So basically we got dirty microwave my friend found, 1 night of perfecting the corn cab, I unplugged an extension cord from a construction site so they don't know I"m stealing their power and a sign that says
"CORN ON THE CURB" on some yellow cardboard and i shit you not.
I got like 80$ in two hours a couple days ago on my first day (I do this in the afternoon like right now except the owners there so i didn't go out today) and i'm thinking about expanding into other areas of the ghetto.
For lil kids we do the "Korny Kid Special" which is 1/2 cob kids eat free with paying adult.
So my total investment was the block of salt (15$ on the livestock salt like huge ass cube of salt), 10$ in feed corn on the cob still in the skin, and the grease was like 15$ from the mexican store for the biggest , cheapest jug they had.
Remember you can't be in the red if you don't spend that much and break even within 90 minutes of your grand opening.
Oh and I did buy 5lb of sugar which was 15$ as well or some shit.
I also put a big letter A (not with anything about the food board, but the same color, I just went online and took the food inspector page businesses that serve food have to post, cut the names and text out of it and so i just have a letter A and the date says last month lol I have it taped to the microwave.f
I take the feed corn, inspect it for bugs and dirt and then soak it for 6 hours in sugar water, I just throw them in a bucket and go to school then when someone orders I act like i'm getting everything prepared for them and i'm talking and i just hit start ont he microwavfe for 140 seconds.
second day it rained on my way there and i was kinda pissed, the third day I got about 50-60 bucks which was a wednesday. And today i'm fucked cuz that fat paki piece of shit that owns the place and doens't let honest, hard working managers who use fake names keep employment there.
So toorrow I'mma go outside the liquor store and sell it. I'm thinking about offering popcorn if I can find away to boil oil and pop dried corn kernels the feed store also sells. and just put the same lard and sugar on that shit too.
Bro people love some random ass white guy with the corncab sitting outside a business they got fired from for committing light identity theft with their dead friends name, who quit drinking and is now selling corn on the curb telling people he also accepts weed as payment.
Like kr0z dogs but way more ghetto, less friendly, I got a machete in the wagon, and noone knows the inside of the microwave is the same color as them.
Discuss.
Bradley has reached his Heisenberg character arc
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Originally posted by Meikai
everyone likes to pretend that never happened lmao
hyperloop went from being a maglev in the world's largest vacuum chamber to being tunnels for tesla drivers to drive in
makes me wonder though, i mean it's definitely *possible*, just prohibitively expensive and risk prone - if the government had thrown fistfuls of money at him like they did to get all his successful projects off the ground, the hyperloop could have been really cool. and i for one would have had a great time waiting for the terrorist attack that inevitably caused a massive implosion along the tube and killed hundreds or thousands of people. honestly surprised the gov't didn't fund it, the false flag opportunities were the real investment.
Yeah it probably would work given enough funding. So he didn’t acquire the money needed to turn the vision into reality. Doesn’t mean the idea isn’t sound. But these days shitting on Elon Musk is like the cool thing to do, and everyone calls him a retard. It’s a hack take. If he’s so dumb why does he have like 8 multi-billion dollar startups?
I was never one of those morons that idolized him back when he was like a liberal hero, but I’m also not gonna act like he’s dumb all of a sudden now that he’s not publicly popular anymore.
Yeah his dad owned a diamond mine or whatever so I’m not saying he didn’t have a head start, maybe someone else given the same opportunities would have done even more with it. But there’s lots of other people that started with way more money and are a fraction as successful. He must be doing something right.
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Originally posted by Niggles
Is it trend to be antisemitic in the MOON PERSON and zoomer generation? I don't hate Muslims either. I don't understand why Hamas would throw Gaza away like this. Billions of dollars, human toll in the thousands when all is said and done. Bloody Fucking hell
No people are just becoming aware of the undue influence that j00s have in nearly every facet of our lives, the fact that theyre conspicuously at the forefront of every regressive and destabilizing social movement, the spearhead of every effort to funnel migrants into western countries, the recipient of hundreds of billions of US taxpayer dollars. It feels like the snotty little shit in school who realized he could fuck with everyone because his big older brother went to the same school. I dont hate jedis. I dont hate muslims. I think religion in general is kind of silly. But we’ve bankrolled Israel for so long, that theyve had no reason to seriously pursue peace. We wont even allow resolutions to pass in the UN, condemning them for war crimes, without vetoing it. And thats not even necessarily to say that Muslims would find a way to live alongside them peacefully were it not for palestine. But when you continuously squeeze a people out of the tiny parcel of land you deigned to allow them, on the land that was theirs before international concensus decided to give it to you- youre not really even giving it a chance. And the richest part is that Israel is essentially an apartheid state, with policies that j00ish intellectuals would rail against with a FIERY passion if they were ever instituted in the united states. But in Israel, “its different”. Imagine building walls and checkpoints around the high crime black neighborhoods and shutting off the water and power and internet when they started throwing rocks at police cars.
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There's a small cottage industry of youtube videos explaining how DOOM Eternal did that really well, but the noclip one is probably the canonical case, it's pretty interesting to see all the decisions that go into coersing you as the player into not being an absolute pussy
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I am the epitome of the most tedious playstyle. For a while i was saving the snowglobes with bugs in them bc i wanted to start a bug collection
I think a _lot_ of the gaming population are when it comes down to it. I am too. If something's optimal but horribly unfun I will end up doing it over and over again without even thinking about it. I saw an interesting interview with one of the designers for XCOM and I think the quote was "players will do their best to optimize all the fun out of your game", in that case referring to players playing uber conservatively and slowly because it really was optimal. In 2 they introduced time limits to stop that and a lot of people hated it, I did at first, but after I got used to it I realized the game was way more fun because it forces you to take calculated risks, get some of your guys ganked, and engage more seriously with injury/training/backup/recruiting systems. Ultimately it does kinda fall on the game dev to make the best gameplan not be a tedious slog
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I dunno, I didn't post it, just thought it was funny
Originally posted by aldra
3. the level of propaganda on both sides has been hilarious and insane
so there was a big story where Hamas wiped an entire settlement and killed over 40, including beheading babies.
as it turns out there was never any evidence and the story came from a prominent settler who has been calling for Palestinians to be 'driven out' for years.
now the media is acknowledging the story was fake, but that 'Pro-Palestinians' knew it was fake and THEY were the ones amplifying it to make israel look ridiculous
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Originally posted by Lanny
Ehhh, you need something to reel in looting. Like if you took a beth game and said you have infinite inventory the optimal strategy is to loot literally everything ever. Then you have to either balance for the most tedious play style to the detriment of everyone else, or live with optimal autists fucking up the eco beyond redemption. Also it makes heavy armor the only valid option (oblivion kinda had this issue).
I know “npcs drop their whole inventory on death” is realism and all but mechanically it causes a lot of problems for these games. It messes up the leveled lists, messes up looting, and I feel like a tard lugging around 20 sets of elvish armor just to pawn it off later.
I am the epitome of the most tedious playstyle. For a while i was saving the snowglobes with bugs in them bc i wanted to start a bug collection
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Ive stuck with one character but hes too much like me (ie boring). Im a lovable space scoudrel but i want to hang out with pirates and hookers so i had to pay off their gay bounty so i could keep doing cool piratey shit. You get locked out of a ton of content if you dont play very close to the center- which is also no fun.
On the upside, i tricked out the spaceship i got from the rangers with like 300k worth of top of the line tech and guns, and now i rape everyone in dogfights and extort money from children on field trips
idk i feel like i shouldve rp’d something a bit more specific rather than some bland han solo. Even andreja -whos supposed to be my ride or die lil tiddy goth gf- gets all mopey n shit when I say stuff like “Friends are gay. Only God Can Judge Me. THUG LIFE”. So i gotta say lame stuff like “I appreciate you being so vulnerable. I know that took a lot”. Nigga stfu. Real answer shouldve been “Sorry that stuff happened or im really happy for you? But also i gotta farm some money for my 8th particle beam autoturret sooooooooo…..”
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1. Hollywood might as well be a giant, endless bar mitzvah 2. emotional virtue signalling is like water for these people 3. the level of propaganda on both sides has been hilarious and insane 4. I think a lot of peoples' minds are genuinely breaking
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Originally posted by Fox
It’s 2023 who fuckin cares about inventory management
Ehhh, you need something to reel in looting. Like if you took a beth game and said you have infinite inventory the optimal strategy is to loot literally everything ever. Then you have to either balance for the most tedious play style to the detriment of everyone else, or live with optimal autists fucking up the eco beyond redemption. Also it makes heavy armor the only valid option (oblivion kinda had this issue).
I know “npcs drop their whole inventory on death” is realism and all but mechanically it causes a lot of problems for these games. It messes up the leveled lists, messes up looting, and I feel like a tard lugging around 20 sets of elvish armor just to pawn it off later.
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Originally posted by Meikai
I've played through the first bit of the game so many times that I want to kill myself, and I will probably not play it again after this playthrough until there's an alternate start mod or *something*. If I have to go to the fucking Sol system and track down Vanguard Moara's ass one more fucking time I'm going going to explode.
YOUR FINALLY AWAKE
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I got bored after a couple hours. I’m gonna wait a few years when there’s a fuck load of stable mods and all the DLC is out then I might do a full run.
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