Posts by Meikai

1. 2022-05-08 at 2:37 AM UTC in What if you were gay?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra how do I became gay

   
   You have to consume an extraordinary amount of the gay agenda. It takes years of training and hard work.
2. 2022-05-08 at 2:30 AM UTC in Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Nile

   
   jfc dude pls tell me that's sfx makeup 😬😬😬
   
   edit:
   

   Originally posted by Nile

   
   oh no. wtf.
3. 2022-05-07 at 9:02 PM UTC in The Chattiest Loudest Posters Here
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by mmQ Yeah one of many such as this other joke that asks what is a vampire's least favorite room? The living room. *uncontrollable cacophonous vampire laugh*

   
   You're the goofiest nigga on this site mmQ and I mean that in the best way possible. You rock.
4. 2022-05-07 at 7:17 PM UTC in The Chattiest Loudest Posters Here
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The joke is you being alive.

   
   One of many jokes, yes.
5. 2022-05-07 at 6:17 PM UTC in The Chattiest Loudest Posters Here
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   i cant an hero
   
   ive tried
   
   i think im quantum immortal. if i kill myself, from my perspective i just fail my way into a timeline where i'm still alive but im dead as fuck in the og timeline.
   
   and im also pretty sure if i kill myself to test this, that'll be when i actually die. the punchline to a cruel cosmic joke at my expense.
6. 2022-05-07 at 6:09 PM UTC in mOTHERS DAY GIFT FRED
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by troon nothing says your relationship is a ritualistic husk like an amazon gift card lol

   
   says the 30 year old who's been making pretty finger paintings for his mommy every year since kindergarten smh
7. 2022-05-07 at 3:44 PM UTC in Toronto CEO landlord of 30,000 homes explains why young people don't want to own their own home
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   imagine not wanting to live in a neuromancer coffin hotel
   
8. 2022-05-07 at 1:29 PM UTC in Official NIS 7 Days to Die Server
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra you should've at least given a warning

   
   tbf you can't expect a junkie who's barely keeping it together to have even basic consideration for others. go easy on him.
9. 2022-05-07 at 3:11 AM UTC in mOTHERS DAY GIFT FRED
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Half Way Glowie

   
   My interactions with spy agencies have been pretty limited but I can always reach out. Stop going on /pol/.
10. 2022-05-06 at 10:21 PM UTC in mOTHERS DAY GIFT FRED
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by troon you could hand-write "not an amazon gift card" on a blank piece of paper, maybe draw a picture of something she'd remember from your childhood, and it would probably be better received than your own lame-ass idea.
    
    fucking amazon gift card smh

    
    I'm not a 6 year old. Drawing something is what children do. "Oh just make her an ash tray or a finger painting" lmao okay. I was asking her if there was anything she wanted and she said to just get her the gift card so she could buy the thing she's had in her amazon cart lol.
    
    

    Originally posted by Fonaplats So you're taking your allowance she gives you and buying her a gift card with it?

    
    I get paid by the government, fona. You know this.
11. 2022-05-06 at 8:53 PM UTC in mOTHERS DAY GIFT FRED
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.
12. 2022-05-06 at 8:47 PM UTC in Biden endorses child abuse.
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    People are finally coming out and admitting that they aren't going to conform to your dinosaur roles, bigot.
    
    We are making huge progress. Gayness is doubling each generation. In another two generations we will reach majority gay, and one generation after that we will finally get a 100% gay generation, and we will finally be liberated.

    
    The vast majority of this is almost certainly Kinsey 1s and 2s being willing to openly identify as bi since doing so today is consequence free (or perhaps more accurately a net gain).
    
    But that's besides the point OP is talking about. Letting kids medically transition is not abuse - it's refusing to let them transition that's abuse, and I wholeheartedly support the government removing children from the homes of abusive transphobic parents who don't support them in their quests for gender affirmation. That's why I volunteer at the local library once a month to read queerfic to children and encourage attendees to try and bring their friends - specifically, the children of transphobic families - so I can help them get the counselling they need.
13. 2022-05-05 at 11:52 PM UTC in Flying Massa vs Nigar-Shaped UFO
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    nigar-shaped is better for warm hole traversal
14. 2022-05-05 at 11:20 PM UTC in Why shouldn't I eat fast food for literally every meal?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Grylls 300lbs? 🤨

    
    (slight) hyperbole
    
    i am very fat tho
15. 2022-05-05 at 11 PM UTC in Why shouldn't I eat fast food for literally every meal?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So I got the chicken mcgriddle and its FUCKING DANK
    
    you gotta be drunk to enjoy such a thing (I was and did) because damn it's just a jr chicken on a mcgriddle kek
    
    

    
    i got the same but i made them put bacon on mine
    
    i wasn't even drunk, i just have excellent taste
    
    i weigh 300lbs
16. 2022-05-05 at 10:17 AM UTC in Paper Tiger
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by aldra you know that's a falun-gong/falun-dafa-run propaganda channel right

    
    "falun gong propaganda"
    
    i know you're part chink but you can take xi's dick out of your mouth now that you live on another continent
17. 2022-05-04 at 8:03 AM UTC in Why shouldn't I eat fast food for literally every meal?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    fast food? more like fat food! am i right? i am, right? ahahaha
18. 2022-05-03 at 12:12 PM UTC in Why shouldn't I eat fast food for literally every meal?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Rape Monster im not surprised those canadians know a lot about "criss crossing the sauce"

    
    >implying the guy who made that pizza wasn't a swarthy first generation arab dude
19. 2022-05-02 at 9:43 AM UTC in I still can't believe the head of US health is an obese tranny
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    dude's clearly more qualified handling a toxic load than most people
20. 2022-05-02 at 9:42 AM UTC in I still can't believe the head of US health is an obese tranny
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by aldra he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that should be in charge of handling 'dangerous leakage'

    
    wdym he seems like the kind of guy with years of experience seeking out men with dangerous leakage