Posts by Meikai

1. 2022-05-22 at 6:42 PM UTC in Is Lanny racist?
   

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   Lanny famously once commented that he was happy slavery ended, but deeply unhappy that it didn't end by way of the wholesale slaughter of the "kaffer" (whatever that means).
2. 2022-05-22 at 6:36 PM UTC in Is Lanny racist?
   

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   Lanny once told me he thought letting Mexicans into the country was great for the food, but terrible for the genetic purity of the aryan race.
3. 2022-05-22 at 6:35 PM UTC in Is Lanny racist?
   

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   I once watched Lanny beat a black man to death on cam in tinychat and then give a Hitler salute to the camera.
4. 2022-05-21 at 6:20 PM UTC in Did you or will you reproduce in your life?
   

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   Originally posted by RIPtotse Ya cuz ur balls got chopped off
   
   And u can't have kids

   
   That is correct. So I will educate your kids, and when they chop their balls/tits off you will know my power.
5. 2022-05-21 at 2:24 PM UTC in Did you or will you reproduce in your life?
   

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   all the world's children are my children, and i have dedicated my life to polluting their minds with shitty memes like all good parents do.
6. 2022-05-21 at 8:54 AM UTC in My girlfriend attacked a bunch of mexicans.
   

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   your girlfriend is badass
7. 2022-05-20 at 9:53 PM UTC in Tacos or Burritos?
   

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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm getting that fucking buffalo chicken burrito again tonight

   
   
8. 2022-05-20 at 5:50 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
   

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   I once again have bad news for people happy to see the demise of the American Empire: you're gonna miss them when they're gone. Like, a lot. The world will not be a better place.
9. 2022-05-20 at 4:15 PM UTC in Internet weed dude appreciation thread
   

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   Originally posted by Rape Monster did it feel good at least for a while?

   
   presumably. memories of how good or bad it may have felt beforehand were pretty quickly superseded by memories of shame and embarassment.
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were you already identifying as a girl back then or were you just curious.

   
   at the time? no, i absolutely did not understand trans shit at all (i still barely understand it tbh, trans niggas is fucked up). i only started to put 2 and 2 together a couple years later, and even then i resisted the idea that i was trans/anything like a trans person for another... 8 years? despite all the weird shit i personally was getting up to in private, all the weird and fucked up thoughts i had, i tried really fucking hard to just be a "normal dude". wasn't in the cards. obviously.
   
   as far as i was concerned, i was just a normal straight dude putting stuff in my ass. even when i started hooking up with random older men from the internet, i didn't think much of it. i was a weird little freak.
10. 2022-05-20 at 3:25 PM UTC in Internet weed dude appreciation thread
    

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    Originally posted by aldra lol, I thought it was the other way around

    
    
    
    highlighter caps kinda flare out, y'know, so i thought i was being clever by having the bit that flares out as the base
    
11. 2022-05-20 at 3:15 PM UTC in Internet weed dude appreciation thread
    

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    Originally posted by aldra have you ever wanted a man to snap off inside of you like a highlighter cap

    
    smh. the highlighter cap snapped off *outside* of me, ackshually. which is part of why it was such a hassle to get it out - i could only grab onto the narrowest part of the marker. T_T
12. 2022-05-20 at 3:08 PM UTC in Internet weed dude appreciation thread
    

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but you have always wanted to have men in you after your first experience with highlighter.

    
    kind of a chicken and egg thing, but im pretty sure the highlighter was not the first part of that
13. 2022-05-20 at 2:05 PM UTC in Internet weed dude appreciation thread
    

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    he got me into eminem, long after i had written eminem off as cringe. he is a bad influence.
14. 2022-05-20 at 1:12 PM UTC in Who wants to take over the 7d2d server?
    

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    y da server borked
15. 2022-05-20 at 11:12 AM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
    

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    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Volatile (inventor of instability)?

    
    have some respect that's clearly john schism (inventor of schizoposting)
16. 2022-05-20 at 7:40 AM UTC in Tort and Beeano using Government Tools
    

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17. 2022-05-20 at 7:38 AM UTC in Tacos or Burritos?
    

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    burritos normally, but that's mostly because im fat/its more food and it's way easier to get a decent burrito than good tacos in canada. carnitas tacos are legit tho
18. 2022-05-20 at 7:24 AM UTC in Israel assassinates brave and respected Palestinian journalist
    

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    Originally posted by Lodger Free Umm yes. because we know that jedis were from the equator region and not slavs who were decedents of Esau the crazy red haired twin of Jacob who ran off to turkey and Russia were most of these Euro False Atheist Joos come from
    
    
    figure it out you horses ass

    
    
19. 2022-05-18 at 1:51 AM UTC in Official NIS 7 Days to Die Server
    

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    Me on regular nights vs me on horde nights.
20. 2022-05-16 at 9:42 AM UTC in Official NIS 7 Days to Die Server
    

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    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Are you a fan of cumtoen podcast or are you one of those losers who knows something like that exists so just made a reference to it to be gay, or do you not even know it exist

    
    I had 7 characters to work with and settled on CUMTOWN because -TOWN is a good suffix and there aren't many good/funny 3 letter words that can precede it. At the same time though, yeah, I am aware of the Cum Town podcast. I don't listen to podcasts at all, but I have laffed at some Cum Town clips on youtube. *shrug*
    
    It almost certainly would have been called cumtown regardless of whether I knew about the podcast, because something like ASSCITY just doesn't have the same ring to it.