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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster do u get to keep the testicles

    Yeah I had them plastinated and turned into a pair of truck nuts.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Which end did they make the incision from, the shaft or the taint?

    pretty sure they go in from an angle these days. honestly dont even know though really. i have no scar, it's like they were beamed straight out of me.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    cant relate
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    It's fucked because the shooters are also a result of how the society is failing its children, and while the author seems to pay a little lip service to that idea she spends most of the article talking about disaffected, isolated young men as a cancer that needs to be destroyed. Which, you know, is going to make them more isolated and disaffected.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    the nogging will continue until morale improves
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    When it comes to me every day with me is V.I.P treatment.

  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    what's up with that?
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sophie Spoken like a true Protestant.

    Yes, respecting and deferring to the opinion of the Catholic Pope is protestant af.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Why stop at a billion?

    Exactly. Omnicide is the only viable option.

    Originally posted by Meikai Antinatalism is a fine thing. Truly, the act of bringing new life into this world is a heinous thing. A pure act of selfishness and weakness driven by humanity's spineless inability to resist the genetic urge to reproduce. Nobody has a baby for the sake of the baby. To devote oneself philosophically to a path that aims to reduce the amount of suffering in this world by preventing new creatures from entering into it is a noble thing. But this only addresses new life

    What of the old life? Established life? Things that are already here, living?

    I propose a new school of thought: antivitalism. Life is a plague. A corruption of the inherent beauty of the purely mechanical, physical universe. It should not exist. Its existence in this universe is wrong, abhorrent, and this fundamental incompatibility lies at the root of all suffering. Humanity should dedicate itself to the eradication of all life, everywhere, ending finally with itself once our role as The Annihilator is complete. We are, conveniently, already well on the path to this assuming that life only exists in this one place. Anthropogenic factors are at the heart of an ongoing mass extinction event - this should not be "rectified" by the so called "green", life-loving peaceniks. Indeed, this should be lauded as one of our greatest and finest accomplishments. The presence of life in this reality is like so much excrement on God's finest china. I therefore posit that that is the great evil which should be rectified posthaste.

    Thank you. That is all.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you think Monks should have offered Vikings eucharist? Even after a dozen raids?

    Not quite the same, on account of the Vikings not being Catholic. If they were though - baptized and all - I think some monks certainly would have given them the Eucharist despite the sin and atrocity they were responsible for. I also think many wouldn't have, and I understand that. Clergy are human and flawed and can't be expected to fully embody Christ's love at all times. The ones who would give a convert Viking the Eucharist are the Christian ideal though.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sophie Being banned from partaking in communion is a bigger deal than you might imagine, at least if you're a Catholic. It's not like the Church is cancelling you. The Eucharist is supposed to contain Jesus within it, which is why the priest says something about Corpus Christi of the body of Christ as well when preparing the sacrament. To have someone a grave a sinner as Pelosi partake of the body of God in the form of Jesus the Christ, would be an insult and an affront to God Himself. Blasphemy in a sense.

    Yeah, I'm not sure how Christ would feel about all that though. Dude's whole schtick was kinda... y'know... redeeming fucked up, impure, broken people. Kind of feels like the good archbishop might be being a tad overzealous in deciding that access to the Christ should be limited only to the morally pure and righteous. Jesus isn't going to catch Pelosi's cooties. It's arguably blasphemy, in a sense, to deny the eucharist. The Pope himself has never done so, and doesn't seem to believe it to be in line with the clergy's role in shepherding humanity. They're supposed to be shepherding people to Christ, not preventing them from being exposed to Him.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Aren't full auto rifles illegal in most states? Also most Assault rifles fire 5.56/.223s which is a good size caliber. An AK is an assault rifle that fires 7.62x39mm and don't come full auto. Canada banned a couple hundred of what they called "assault rifles" but many were actually used for hunting and I don't think any came full auto.

    I thought assault rifle was just a catch all term for any rifle that was mobile, semi auto and not typically used for hunting. It's funny people think the AR in AR 15 stands for assault rifle

    Specifically it has to be select fire to be an assault rifle. If it's just got "safe" and "full auto" then my brother-in-christ you are not holding an assault rifle, you are blessed to be holding a genuine bona fide machinegun. If it's just got "safe" and "semi auto" you are holding a rifle. Just a rifle (which may or may not be patterned after an existing model of assault rifle, see: AR-15s, Norinco AK look-a-likes in Canada).

    PS: Fully automatic guns in the states are... legal, but restricted. To my (limited) knowledge they aren't outright banned in any state? Even California. No new ones are allowed to be produced for civilian sale, but guns that existed prior to the ban going into effect in '86 are - again, to my knowledge - legal nationwide. You just have to have a federal firearm license and pay for a $200 tax stamp to buy one/transfer ownership. The biggest thing preventing most people from getting their hands on one is the cost of the guns themselves, on account of the limited supply and collectors snapping them all up.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    These were extremely fucking dank btw. I would literally eat these every day. Good ag. Soft and chewy but also with a crispy panko coating. The curry is decent too. Sweet and savory. Fuck. I wanna eat more.
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    goat guns

  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Due to some shenanigans a few days ago involving a chunk getting reverted 24hrs, I have ventured out into the wider world and established New Cumtown, also known as the Free State of New Cumledonia.

  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump


    What race in Skyrim is this?

    Trick question, it's a race from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Apparently I built a completely zombie proof base. They didn't even get close to me.
    I did open the door and let a couple inside once the sun came up to see if my automatic shotgun works which is does not.
    How the fuck they work?

    You have to lock the ammo, and make sure they have power running to them (I also had some issues with this - thought they were wired up right but they weren't).
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Lanny once confided in me that he wished it had been his knee on George Floyd's neck.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Every year on April 20th, Lanny PMs me with an invite to his silent online vigil to honor the birth of the greatest man ever born.
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