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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards

  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I've been to Amish communities many times as a child, they're super chill and nice people and make good food and stuff

    Oh yeah, I've got nothing against them. Literally the only thing the Amish niggas do that could piss anyone off is slow down traffic with their horse-drawn carriages, and I don't drive so I ain't ever have to deal with that.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Taking greyhounds in the midwest is a trip, because you do really be running into a lot of amish. I don't think I've ever gone on a greyhound ride through that region and not had a whole ass squad of amish get on so they could raise a barn somewhere or whatever. Apparently they've decided if they just get onto our infernal modern machines and let us take them to where they wanna go, that's fine. I don't buy it. God will smite them.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra petrol and starter fluid

    i used to huff petrol but it costs as much as cocaine now so
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ So, if you get your face rearranged by pitbulls, you just.. accept it. What's done is done and one can be miserable over an uncontrollable circumstance, or one can I guess fucking just outright embrace it. Why the hell not?

    there's always a third option, not that i would counsel it. you can accept it, you can be miserable, or you can simply cease to be.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've been doing that since I was a teenager

    Haven't you?

    One time I was bored and horny at my friend's house and he was passed out so I went on stickcam and got girls AIM and saw LivE TITS I was like damn I gotta get her number

    And then she called me while I was hanging out with my girlfriend and my girlfriend picked up OH MAN EGG IN MY FACE

    if that bitch ever calls again i'll kill her 😤
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ this guy autistic midwitters

    like that?

    sure

  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Smells like Reddit-tier autistic midwittery up in this bitch.

    Which, to be fair, is also a fascinating kind of brain. Just not the fun kind.
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Xlite I think we can safely assume that he was referring to some intellectual property.
    He definitely wasn't referring to the texture, smell, taste, or visual impressions of your brains because he doesn't have that information available.

  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    this is why i plan on eating all of their brains and gaining their bizarre brain powers/some kind of prion disease
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 5% arsenic will kill you…

    Yeah, and if cucumbers were full of arsenic I'd say you had a point. This is more like the fact that eating peanuts will kill some people.

  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    they're literally like 95% water. they're more watery than watermelon.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Disgusting, Cucumber gives me indigestion.

    imagine having such a fundamentally weak constitution that you can't even eat cucumbers

  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    haha you just said 'i love you' to a tranny

    loser
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra wasn't that 2fly4lyfe or something

    u right but its gotta be a callback rite?
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    hahaha 2fly holy shit what a callback i cant even find evidence of 2fly's existence anymore on google
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    this is the stupidest fucking bit and i hate myself for chuckling at it as often as i do
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why, because of the enzymes?

    yes
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster all I see around me is people who consume consume consume

    yeah but populations are declining and we voracious consoomers can't pick up that slack, let alone consoom hard enough to supply the endless growth demanded by capital
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    a tender one
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