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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    over it, libtards.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Its like that episode of the sopranos where uncle Jr beats the girl up for telling people he went down on her

    All he does is shove a pie in her face. S-tier clown comedy. It was great.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump 212° is boiling point for water

    ftfy
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    me casually scrolling through all the meltdown threads on twitter and reddit and correcting lefties who are upset about "women" losing their rights instead of using the term "birthing persons"

  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no more incels


    when she got boobs and a dick

  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    over it, karen.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by CandyRein Is it gonna have me chasing cats with a shake & bake bag?….

    If so I'll pass….lolz

    It's going to have you chasing monkeys through the jungle and eating their undercooked meat. Maybe even getting some monkey blood in an open wound while you butcher said monkeys, so you can be patient zero for a fun new illness. This is the African way.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thanks G


    christ that shelf is dusty
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Until recently, men in the United States of America could have consequence-free sex with cishet women, knowing full well that should their cishet partners fall pregnant there was no real risk of fatherhood to force them into actual commitments. Now, only transgender women can fill this niche. Truly, I tell you, We are entering a golden age. Go out there and get some bussy, lads.
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    nie pierdol
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    isnt that the name of the a ship from the matrix
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I've tried to kill myself once, but I've actually come closer to succeeding at killing myself completely accidentally. How silly is that? smh
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster u eat gas station cuisine, u don't know shit about good food

    i made a seafood-based thai green curry with makrut lime leaves as garnish for him the other day. it was pretty dank.

    we eat good sometimes, when im not being a lazy piece of shit.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    No? She's *clearly* married. Intruding on the sanctity of marriage is a terrible thing, a sacrilege of the highest order. You are all going to burn in hell.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "Provable!"

    Okay prove it.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i thought you were leaving forever u schizo
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ

    ok but what's the significance of the "prith" part is that the demon's name
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    fuck the judicial
    fuck the legislative
    fuck the executive

    fuck branches

    all my homies hate branches

    branches are for monkeys

  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'd say at least 90 seconds is more realistic.

    90 seconds seems kind of excessive. If he went in face first it seems *very* excessive. I mean I'm not saying it was instant - lord knows, if I were planning on killing myself, taking a dunk in 1400 degree molten steel is never going on my list of the methods I'd consider "instant" - but I imagine your brain would be fucking donezo pretty quick at those temperatures. If it was his legs or something probably not quite so quick... but 90 seconds still seems like a wild overestimate. The heat'd get you faster than that.
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