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2022-08-31 at 6:30 AM UTC in what would someone who isn't you do if someone who isn't you slaughtered a man?
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2022-08-31 at 6:25 AM UTC in what would someone who isn't you do if someone who isn't you slaughtered a man?I would personally drag the body up the fire escape and into the apartment first. Then I would go to Canadian Tire and buy a ton of plastic drop sheets and a manual saw. I'd put the sheets over every inch of the bathroom, then hoist them in the bathtub (after cutting the clothes off). At this point I'd do my best to exsanguinate his body, to the extent that one can do so without a heartbeat to do the work for you. Then I'd probably get you, OP, (because it's hard, physically demanding work and also like I'm so not gonna fucking deal with this part - it's gross) to dismember him and break each limb down at the joints. Once you have the body broken down to a human-scale equivalent of a KFC bucket with a side of torse and head, I'll individually bag and duct tape and bag and duct tape and bag and... you get the point. Once each piece is heavily wrapped I'll send you to a couple spots in the city where nobody's likely to find them. The torse is gonna be a bitch to move though unless he fits in that big duffle bag we have. Once the really incriminating shit is gone we burn the clothes, throw out the drop sheets in a dumpster in a different part of town, and then we can rest easy.
No flips off buildings, no going on the lam, and no going to prison. It'll all be fine. -
2022-08-31 at 3:33 AM UTC in why do drugs exist if man is not meant to do themWhat you're really asking is why the effect drugs have exist, and it's because God - again in his infinite autistic wisdom - reused a shape/structure he thought was so cool while he was making us (with some slight tweaks). You're born high on all the shapes God put into your body (thats why kids are dumb), but by the time you're old enough to start abusing drugs you've gained a thorough tolerance to them. The new shapes of drugs make us kids again.
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2022-08-31 at 3:27 AM UTC in why do drugs exist if man is not meant to do themBecause God is autistic. He got like *way* into making atoms stick together for like 2 days at the start of time, and He thought those particular chemical structures were interesting (for reasons that we - in our mortal neurotypicality - can never hope to fully appreciate). Same reason any molecule exists. Gosh.
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2022-08-30 at 11:23 AM UTC in For one man's lust 20000 girls become cocumbines and 100000 men castrated
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2022-08-30 at 9:16 AM UTC in For one man's lust 20000 girls become cocumbines and 100000 men castrated
Originally posted by aldra ever wonder why tranny doctrine is pushed so vigorously
i wanted to make some cool point about eunuchs ruling from the shadows in china but the patron saint of eunuchs is apparently named Gang Bing and if you're implying it's for some freaky chinese sex pervert shit... well the the simulation spitting out those results all but proves you're right -
2022-08-30 at 9:10 AM UTC in stupid ass zoomers are ruining the NIS
fr tho this thread is fire dawg no cap straight bussin like i cant believe ur a legend -
2022-08-28 at 9:17 PM UTC in List of confirmed, suspected, and potential rapists on NIS
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2022-08-28 at 4:15 PM UTC in List of confirmed, suspected, and potential rapists on NIS
Originally posted by Ghost Yeah it sucks because it's not the getting my penis sucked while i am not awake I have a problem with , it's the lifelong fetish that I never asked for that I have a problem with that slowly seeps into other parts of my life and keeps me awake at night with the trauma of being a burnt out hypersexual unbalanced addict
Which is how I'm starting to feel about every sexual encounter I have ever had in my life it's all just been nothing but deranged sex fuel on a fire of lust that I wish would go out so I could just be normal for 1 day and not want to tie a woman up, gag her and twist her nipples off with a pair of rusty pliers
my brother in christ it sounds like you would be much happier in a monastery -
2022-08-28 at 2:49 PM UTC in List of confirmed, suspected, and potential rapists on NIStbf you shoulda seen what the neighbor's kid was wearing. that bicycle helment his family always made him wear was cute af.
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2022-08-27 at 10:55 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...
Originally posted by Steven Why shouldn't people be allowed to suicide for any reason?
It's not like people can't already do it.
I'm at least theoretically open to the idea of unrestricted access to assisted suicide, but my gut feeling is there's no implementation of the policy which avoids being at least a little ethically dubious as a result of interactions with other unrelated parts of whatever society tries it out. whichever identifiable groups are the most miserable when suicide becomes easy are suddenly going to start dying disproportionately, and before long there are gonna be hordes of angry people asking you pointed question about whether maybe you intended to do a cheeky bit o genocide -
2022-08-27 at 3:23 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...
Originally posted by Steven legalize assisted death for the terminally old.
sudo's canadian. we already have assisted death for basically whatever reason strikes a person's fancy (the initial person whose fancy is struck needn't be the one who's to eventually commit suicide, so long as fancy-strikee can harangue their prospective suicidee into signing the relevant consent forms).
think suicide booths from futurama except it's an advisor from the hospital's ethics committee harassing you once every 2 hours so he can remind you that while he understands your frustration with the waiting room's flickering lights and the inexplicable 5 hour delay to your scheduled routine checkup, you haven't explored all your treatment options for actually dealing with that stress. instead of like... a personal choice made by someone who has 25 cents and the quick convenient transaction that follows.
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2022-08-27 at 3 PM UTC in My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...dang. finding out your loved one is an extraordinarily committed racist and antisemite is hard enough on its own, but finding out on the same day they die all because they couldn't shuffle off their mortal coil without sneaking in one (tragically) final nazi dog whistle? that's brutal. im so fucking sorry man.
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2022-08-25 at 7:12 AM UTC in "America doesn't need gun control"Just be thankful there isn't an applicable xkcd comic or cgpgrey video.
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2022-08-25 at 7:10 AM UTC in "America doesn't need gun control"
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2022-08-08 at 1:38 AM UTC in Anybody who believes in religion is inherently delusional."eee eeeeeee muh facts n logic religion is so dumb lol lmao"
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2022-08-05 at 3:41 AM UTC in The Pillars of Earth Book Series
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2022-07-30 at 8:22 AM UTC in got my ass licked againme too ;)
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2022-07-27 at 6:07 PM UTC in Do guys still find Marilyn Monroe attractive?She's a floozy and I am only attracted to the pure, chaste, innocent maidens.
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2022-07-16 at 12:57 AM UTC in 13 step programmethe 13th step is relapse ha ha woops
