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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    guys i hate to break it to you but yachts aren't just cars that float, and even if they were you're white so stealing one's not really part of your repertoire
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    i do this whenever i see someone wearing camo in public. i am VERY respectful to the heroes who serve and have served. and i'll keep being respectful, even if sometimes they get upset at me for it - like there was those three veteran buddies on their way to a hunting trip who called me an idiot for saluting them. sure it was mean but then i'm very familiar with the military myself and i've heard the jokes they tell about marines, so maybe they were just being nice.

    since you were in the military, can you tell me what they meant when they said "not all camels are military beady use"? Is it just some weird phrase that popped up in the middle east? That's what I figure on account of the camels. And they might be special ops because when I asked what Iraq and Afghanistan were like they insisted none of them had ever been. I don't get why they'd call me a moron but I still respect what they did.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If your talking to me I wore these colors.




    You've never saved anything but yourself and you've ran and hid your entire life. My service to others has earned me a comfortable retirement.

    No sir, I wasn't talking about you. I did almost say "nobody on this forum", but I changed my mind when I remembered that there are probably a couple veterans among us. You're a true hero. Anyway, thank you for your service and God bless you, sir

  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    No, the police weren't lying. They were protecting the public from some unpleasant truths about that day because they understood that people's emotions were running high and they couldn't think rationally about it. Personally, I am grateful to these Uvalde police officers for preventing parents from running into the school like idiots and becoming victims of the gunman themselves. No child should have to watch their mother be gunned down in front of them.

    I'm also grateful for all the hard work they do protecting the good citizens of our country from lawless criminals in general. I ain't have many positive associations with the color blue, but I when it comes to the police I can say without reservation: I back the blue. 100% of the time, every time.

    You wouldn't have gone within a mile of that school, and don't pretend otherwise. It takes a particular kind of bravery to risk your life every to protect others, and nobody on this forum has it.



    These colors don't run like you would have.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra

    Gay you're missing out on the ability to just fucking highlight the URL and hit da button or hit da buttoon, paste, and add the tags as the URL gets entered. I bet you code without an IDE too like some kind of fucking psycho. Gross.
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    WE ARE ALL DECREPIT 80s/90s KIDS AND BOOMERS. FILM = THING I PUT IN THE CAMERA THAT I TAKE ALL MY STILL IMAGES WITH, NOT "YOUTUBE". I will not manually type out the tags like some kind of plebian, and I am so fucking sick of clicking the little film icon like "yep that's the stuff what's fer puttin' pictures on" only to end up with "[video]yourmomspussy.jpg[/video]" instead of a working set of image tags.



    That's a search for "video icon". Notice anything? Okay, yes, you're right - there are quite a few icons using film as a motif here just like you thought to do, but look a bit closer: even the ones that rely on film as a motif do something a little more. Do you see what it is? They add a triangle, or as it's known in the biz "a fucking play button" - something that one can instantly and at a glance associate with pausing and playing VIDEO. Presumably, this is the standard because this is something soggy old cunts like me consistently complain about when people fuck it up. I'm not crazy, okay? I can't be the only person making this mistake.

    I'm assuming the quick edit buttons are using unicode symbols or something, and I hope they are because:
    🎦THIS IS A VIDEO CAMERA. IT *USES* FILM, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY IT IS FOR VIDEOS EXCLUSIVELY. IT HAS A PERFECTLY LEGIBLE NON-EMOJI IMPLEMENTATION AS WELL, TOSS IT IN NOTEPAD AND CHECK IT OUT.🎦

    For the LOVE OF GOD.

    Please.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost tubegalore

    Are you sure it's not that episode where the entire opening sequence is saul in french language class as a foreshadowing to him planning on moving to Belize? Since they speak french there it's like a former french colony.. and he mentions it a lot in breaking bad so its a reference


  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    also be much happier with the inevitable destruction of our species at the hands of ai if that destruction had literally any other aesthetic

    please

    don't create the PedoAI

  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    we are much better off with good old fashioned flesh and blood pedophiles who are not immune to woodchipers
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Pedophiles should be killed in their communities and merged singularly into an AI personality to contribute to the www zeitgeist. This is objectively the best thing for the world

    oh no, sorry, that's a terrible idea. imagine this scene



    except the world doesn't end in atomic fire it ends with the collective superintelligence of the PedoAI releasing a nanomachine swarm that functions like a virus and kills off all humans over the age of 17. and instead of an intimidating chrome plated skeleton with glowing red eyes stepping on a skull, it's a crabwalking robo-wariat with an exposed chrome butthole leaping ass-first onto a 14 year old girl's face and latching on like one of the things from Alien.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    And I mean really the way these things usually play out (at least in my experience) is you beef online, meet IRL, have a few beers, do some coke together, and then part ways. So it's extra pussy from where I'm sitting fr, cuz if you went it'd probably be bussin but instead you're afraid you'll fall into some nefarious trap like a lil bitch and that's decidedly unbussin.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Only a fool would walk into a cowards trap

    Only a coward would refuse to even show up for fear it was a trap.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sit down, I already told you. Now you're going to just have to wait for your next turn.

    Well, since you were responding to an edited version of his speech, presumably you'd like me to pass the message on to Noah Sweat for you? I posted the unedited version too, should I also let him know that nobody here asked him about whiskey either? He died in the 1990s but I could break out a luigi board for you.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't ask. I don't wait to be asked. I tell.

  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Uh no… Nobody actually asked you.


    Who asked you who asked?

    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Thanks, Donald. I appreciate it. Kinda gotta come clean though... I just changed a few words from a fairly famous speech... there's a whole fallacy named for it... i-it didn't take much effort at all.

  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about pedophiles. All right, this is how I feel about pedophiles:

    If when you say pedophiles you mean the devil incarnate, the wicked scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, deflowers toddlers, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally puts its dick in the mouths of little children; if you mean the beast that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness as they see what's been done to their child, then certainly I am against them.

    But, if when you say pedophiles you mean the oil of forum conversation, the philosophers of anal tonguefucking, the easy target that is bullied when good fellows get together, that puts a song of hatred in their hearts and laughter on their lips as they talk shit, and the fiery glow of resentment in their eyes; if you mean graffik design; if you mean the stimulating discussion of computer security that puts the spring in an old admin's step on a bot-ridden, advertisement-filled morning; if you mean posters who enable a man to magnify his sense of how our species truly acts, and what we're capable of, and to remember, if only for a little while, our individual capacity for causing life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows for others; if you mean that chink, the presence of whom pours into our registries untold thousands of posts, which are used to provide raucous laughter for our mentally handicapped trolls, our autists, our deadbeats, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm like spectral; to makes a community, from threads, and our posts, then certainly I am for them.

    This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only closeted pedos care about pedos that are walking out in the open.

    like caged dogs barking at free, ferral dogs outside.




    yeah it's just them and all the people with literally any child aged family/extended family/family friends/humans they're simply aware of etc who they're justifiably concerned for. that said, no. don't ban the pedos. i'll vote that way in the poll too even if it means calling myself one.

    this is one of the last goddamn bits of the old west on the internet, and i will not have some dirty federal marshal nigga coming to our town and countermanding the sheriff and trying to push their dirty fed beliefs on us. especially dirty, fed nigga beliefs that run contrary to the teachings of the lord, our god, jeff hunter.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Steven -Nobody is trying to 'turn kids gay'

    I know I haven't done much with my life as far as the rest of society is concerned, and I've been called "a nobody" enough times that I'm used that I guess, but apparently we're at the point where you can just drop the "a" and start using it like that's my whole ass name now or something. Frankly, it's getting fucking absurd.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This from the idiot who thought the queen had no last name

    Get back to your cum stained glory hole you massive faggot! You're abhorrent to nature!

    >he genuinely thinks i thought the queen had no last name
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