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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Cock nose, what will you do when mommy dies?

    What can Hiki give to the woman who gave him everything?

  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    About twice a month my wife and I have a movie night and drink a bottle of Hennessy or Remy Martin between us. I always bring a bottle of Warsteiner or Estrella when we go hiking to have with lunch. That's about the only time I drink outside of special occasions though.
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I mean it's true for girls of average intelligence.
    I know several not-particularly-bright men who are pretty bad at rationalising their problems and verbalising their needs though. I don't think it's a gender thing.

    It's almost like OP is poorly researched or disingenuous *gasp*.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    TL;DR - More high school level psychoanalysis from rabbitweed.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Learn how to pour a beer ya fucktard.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by filtration I felt flattered but they are too young for me and my girlfriend is the only one I can look at. Guess I’d make a good nonce. It was a sly comment as I was walking with my girlfriend they said to themselves wow he’s gorgeous. My girlfriend got a bit pissy with me and I had to reassure her I don’t have eyes for anyone else especially kids.

    ITT: Shit that never fuckin' happened.
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Hiki still talking about Japan like it's a fucking pipe dream.

    Get a job, save up for 2-3 months and just go there. Then be disappointed when the maid cafés and cabaret clubs won't serve your baka gaijin ass and you have to live on McDonalds and Mister Donut for a week because you can't read a menu.
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Why are you so mad fona? Did this uncle fuck you when you were a kid or something?
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    Do you reckon you two are gonna fuck or what mate?
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    He'll probably take advantage of his mum and fuck her on her death bed.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Everybody saying "how" but nobody asking "why?".
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Yeah, I'm not trying to go hard sci-fi that fully explains future tech in terms of current, it's more just a vehicle to tell stories about what people might do if they had unlimited power and no family, friends or peers

    Probably the same thing loners without unlimited power do; jerk off. Only in this scenario it would be really fancy jerkin' off.
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Nah you just have shit taste

    All I've ever seen you post is Atrax Morgue and the backstreet boys. That's the soundtrack of someone that was hit in the head by a passing side mirror and stopped breathing for 6 minutes.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I was once friends with this fat guy once who was into deftones
    I laughed and cringed when I saw their awful album titles

    If you cringe over an album title you're a beta, nonce, racecar bed faggot.
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    It's one of my favourite tracks off Deftones' White Pony album. The name of the track is also a homage to Helmet's song Street Crab and Helmet are also one of my favourite bands.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    The lack of self awareness.

  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    ITT: Tuff guise.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    I think if you were trying to make a quiche then you really fucked up.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Excuse me guise, this is a Christian website.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
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