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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    You can see how choreographed and impractical aikido is in that video. The only people I've ever met that train in it are fat, brittle neckbeards that have never been in a fight.

    It's synchronised swimming for weebs.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    "English
    Native or bilingual proficiency"

    Hahahaha fuck off...
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Stick them up your arse you stupid bastard.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat you guys truly domt get it. I literwlly tried to help people out attacked by a crazy manwoman who i knew from starbucks a separate coffee shop withw eirdness and saw the aftermath of some situation put her in a standing triangle she somehow wheezed out and later the other people attacked by her caleld cops and i helped them by being a witness. you dont get what sort of mistake trying to help americans out was and how everywhere in the world eveyr situstion i solve with no cops i volved hence why i didnt call them when the ukrianian guy tried to knife me outside the amrt wnd i kept wide kidking him and cirlcing then grabbed my own knife looking for him and he fled. this guy daren kerr is known in snata cruz as a serial lier and eprjurer and also corrupt even the shit lawyer i had kne whim and said this plus in,ates in the jail like bill krosby. i went to him in good fsith. i explained the situation. all he was waiting for was for me to admit to be at the scene to put hand cuffs no investigation not even reading me my rights or syaing i was under investogation.

    No one in the world gives a fuck you retarded piece of shit.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat never heard of her supposed work of art call of fame book called being polish? also someone who makes snide remarks like you shouldnt work for free instesd of encourgainf you like people did her deserves no symphany or respect from me.
    No. Doesn't seem like something a non-polish person would be interested in.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat a public person who wrote a world reknown book about what being polish consists of.

    Are you sure?
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Lol why are you stalking this woman?
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    No car, no job, no friends. Sounds about right.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    State of That Cocknose Space Agency.
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I can’t get one, what else?

    I know a few ways but I don't want to tell you because I like you.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    I might put 2 sugars in my next cup of tea instead of 1. Your thread has inspired me Grylls.
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls No, but for future reference what’s the easiest most painless way?

    A gun.
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Kick down that rape door and rape the rapists.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    I don't think of suicide spontaneously, but I've never been afraid of death, even when I was a kid.
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra funnily enough gays can't give blood here, apparently they're too high a risk for diseases

    Same here, they're supposed to abstain for 3 months if they wish to donate but who the fuck is policing that?
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra heroin's not particularly hard on the organs

    The NHS won't take organs from IV drug users though.
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    I'm gonna start doing heroin when I retire so my organs will probably be useless.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung how did an incel like you finally get a girlfriend?

    Lol I haven't been single since I was 15.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Like who u fagit

    Speak English dickhead.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That's a good wife to have. If I had a wife that would actually scoff and look at me differently because I post here, or a wife that I was literally ashamed to show her this site at all, that wouldnt be much of a wife at all.

    Not that she would have to be a member here or like anyone here, or like any of this shit at all, but she would at least GET IT. if she didnt, then why the fuck would I be with her to begin with?

    Niggasin.space ooooh my big dark secret I csnt ever tell my wife shes so prim and proper she just wouldnt understand!
    I'm not even sure if she really gets it, but I know she doesn't see any harm in it. We see eye to eye on all the big stuff so don't feel the need to step on each others toes when it comes to what we do in our free time.
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