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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You're an npc that follows everyone else because you can't develop your own taste.

    I've been to Japan whilst you just talk about it like a pipe dream.

    I'm fine being everything you hate if it means being successful and being able to actually go out and do the things I want to do.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here you go…10 mins…shit..but still better than your 7yr old skill level pighorse drawings..lolol




    Originally posted by Wariat

    ^
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I don't listen to people with awful normie taste in music

    You don't listen to anybody about anything and that is why everything you care about sucks dick.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat lol you cant draw anything. you cant do anything creative you have no thrid mind nor any sejsivity about you. your obtuse. you have no talent. i have many. from martial arts to video games to gay porn and world travel. what about you besides dirlling for oil and twlkimg shit about people way more interetsing thsn you?

    The only talent you have is getting arrested in at least two different continents.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Hiki, no one wants to be in a squad with you you dickfaced nonce.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung ur incompatible with pussy.

    Why are you on my nuts lately?
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Wariat, you are incompatible with life.
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I am not responsible for any of that shit.
    Why should I be punished while innocently fishing for food because some ass hole says a lake that has been tehre for 10,000 years needs "maintenance"??

    If you can't understand why fishing needs to be regulated I don't think I'm patient enough to help you.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 And the fish police so they can come bother you while you're truing to relax. To see if they can squeeze any money out of you

    Nah, I don't fish but one of my mates does. I've spent hundreds of hours at the lake with him and we've never even seen a warden or environmental officer or whatever.
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    Stick your big mandingo cosh round the u-bend, that should sort it out.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    You typed economy twice and spelled it wrong both times. What is wrong with you?
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S the bloody one?

    Lol why would you even remember that?
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Revenue generated by fishing licences funds environmental clean up, fish population monitoring, maintenance of public lakes and rivers and other shit.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    I don't know what happened before that video but it seemed like he was trying to grab her at the start. In that situation I'd say one or two punches is totally reasonable to show him it's not OK.

    She should've known better than to antagonise him him further though, he seems like one of those petty losers with no self control who talk about respect all the fucking time.
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist How can you see her face? You can see her teeth, tongue, and a nice rack🤷‍♀️

    I think it's clear that he wasn't interested in the tatas.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SOFT FURNISHINGS?!?!?

    They wouldn't be soft if you had some fanny rubbed on them every now and again
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd never have a male dog…I remember as a young-fella-me-lad around my mates house and his dog laying there on the floor willy and balls a wavin in the wind while we were trying to eat our tea on the sofa watching John Craven's Newround…it put's you right off your bangers and mash.

    Would you rather have a bitch rubbing her fanny all over your soft furnishings?

  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I really wanna get my bunghole fingrrrd by opies gf

    Lol you are opie.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    I want to do a shit on opies forehead.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Imaging cucking yourself for that women too. That dick she is licking is better looking than her face.

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