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2020-08-09 at 11:45 AM UTC in Warioat sucks at gay pornOct doesn't make love, he makes fuck.
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2020-08-09 at 11:31 AM UTC in What do you think Mr. Rogers would say about 2020?
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2020-08-09 at 10:55 AM UTC in Cardi B youtube videoWill the market for tits, ass and monotone triplet quarter notes ever hit peak saturation?
What puzzles me is why a young entrepreneur worth $900,000,000 is still fucking around with hoodrats when her money is going to work for her and her descendents until the heat death of the universe. -
2020-08-09 at 9:43 AM UTC in What do you think about this new toy I bought for my dog today?Those tits look sad.
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2020-08-09 at 9:37 AM UTC in I made a song and music video featuring Wariat's gay pornGreat job sounding like a dollar store Scott Walker cocknose.
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2020-08-09 at 9:29 AM UTC in Poem for frala
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2020-08-09 at 8:50 AM UTC in HeyyyyyWell, I've wrangled a prescription for oxy to go with my Jim Beam and I saw yer ma wearing umbro kecks with a diadora top outside the job centre.
PS: Shave yer head lad, you look a state. -
2020-08-09 at 8:45 AM UTC in State park announcement by the Center of Tourism
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is too simple and feeble minded to actually appreciate music so he brags about listening to shitty pop punk and hearing the difference between live and studio versions, because apparently he's the only person in the world who can do that.
He has probably never once sat in the dark and listened to an album all the way through, absorbing every detail in microscopic fashion.
He could never appreciate something as sophisticated as Merzbow.
Then he brags about playing shitty baby casual tier games like Minecraft because he's too ADD and simple for something as sophisticated as Shenmue 2.
Sad!
Yu Suzuki doesn't even play video games. What would you say to him? -
2020-08-09 at 8:35 AM UTC in I just chased down some bitch I recognized from a dating siteHey Wariat, imagine being chased down the street at speed by someone that wants to put their dick in you. Just think about it for a second.
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2020-08-08 at 7:19 PM UTC in I just chased down some bitch I recognized from a dating siteAnother day, another piece of evidence in the case Wariat is building against himself.
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2020-08-08 at 10:06 AM UTC in Counterfeiting StampsLol isn't any crime related to the postal service in the US a federal crime with a hefty prison sentence attached?
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2020-08-08 at 10:03 AM UTC in I'm installing linux. So long Micro$oft fags!!!!Also, dude, Linux is not the preferred nomenclature. GNU/Linux, please.
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2020-08-07 at 11:23 PM UTC in The lockdown in Illinois ends today, but it's not because our coronavirus numbers are any more desirable than earlier..
Originally posted by Grylls Do you know anyone who’s had covid-19?
I don’t know anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who’s had it
I've lost a friend to it and 40 staff at work tested positive for it in June. Oh, and over 100 patients we've had at the hospital that tested positive since April.
Some people have all the luck right? -
2020-08-07 at 9:54 PM UTC in Oh God I'm on a benderI'm drinking some Jim Beam and watching some shit film with the missus.
I don't like most things from America but bourbon is a much better drink than scotch. -
2020-08-07 at 9:48 PM UTC in Sooo my Chinese girlfriend sent me a parcel of some goodies today
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2020-08-07 at 5:23 PM UTC in different feeling of being drunkWariat almost definitely has a sibling or cousin working in the UK who sends remittance which he promptly pisses up the wall on tyskie and aperol spritzers.
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2020-08-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in different feeling of being drunk
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2020-08-07 at 4:46 PM UTC in how many of you wish you could look like this handsome individual?I'd rather be black, asian, fucking anything other than this dumb looking slavic rat.
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2020-08-07 at 3:51 PM UTC in Quick let’s talk about the yanks while they’re sleeping
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2020-08-07 at 11:23 AM UTC in I got drunk and played with my monotrons last night
