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Posts by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994

  1. actually i had my liver replaced with one of these little sons of bitches a couple years back
  2. i was carpet surfing riding that wave this morning and found some meth i had a couple weeks ago but i'm pretty sure the dealer contaminated it with coronavirus because he's just paranoid like that (he always wears a gas mask when he leaves his house wtf) and it was meant for this other rival dealer somehow but he accidentally gave it to me because he had been up for 7 days. so i washed it with grape seed oil but now i couldn't get all of the oil out so it's all like dense and oily. i had sprayed some windex on it to try to clean it off but it was a no go. it also looks a little more brownish than usual, maybe from dirt on my floor? anyways can i put this shit in my veins or what? i mean its not like im going to die right
  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Lol when I was at the hospital once they asked me for a piss sample so I walked out of the bathroom holding it in my hand asking who do I give this too.

    Nobody told me you just leave it there like how am I supposed to know like I do this all the time or something

    i have done that exact same thing, it was not embarrassing because fuck those stupid ass nurses disrespecting my hussle just b/c im on meth, CUNTS
  4. Originally posted by Fonaplats I just dont want to be a coder.
    It doesnt sound fulfilling to me. There are no sexy coder porn catagories.

    lol you sit around all day writing long ass threads that nobody reads about doing nothing with your life, i didnt think you cared about fulfillment
  5. i'd hate to work with you OP.

    can you imagine "hey steve can you go get that stack of papers from wariat?"

    steve:
    wariat: *talks about pollacks and prison for hours*
  6. they should institute meth therapy for couples where they just do a ton of meth and fuck for like 16 hours

    i got head while methed out like some unknown number of days ago and it was pretty therapeutic
  7. slang loud packs n opiates
  8. meth
    trolling
    talking about meth

    pretty much just those three things over and over again
  9. fuck everything about everything
  10. nevermind idk why i asked that idgaf
  11. Originally posted by Dregs seems like i accidently ignored forgotten some of those details. gross beer? why not drink my own piss? fine gross beer can be bought. consumed…?? i might need to be high on something first. i got the water thing down…drinking almost 4 litres a day. I like soups..love chicken. Veggies? ugh. Fine. As for the rest…sounds good. i had an 1hr 45 min nap..and my overall mood is fantastic compared to earlier. so more sleep…??? right? it can't possibly hurt me. maybe if i buy sleeping pills i can get through this much quicker

    any way thanks again. you listen better than most real life doctors i have had. you should become one.

    what the fuck are you talking about
  12. Originally posted by Erekshun I do, you are a twink.

    ok boomer
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Her cough was clearly fake. It was a forced cough. And yes, she does have that right. As well as I have the right to do what I did. Thank you.

    except what you did assault with a deadly weapon
  14. shut the fuck up u lil bitch do you not know anything about me?
  15. every time i'm at a party or around groups of people there's always some asshole standing around somewhere smoking a fucking cigarette and fakes trying to blow it up in the air, like anyone is going to believe that they actually care about anyone around them. we all know they're faking trying to be polite because smoking a cigarette in public in the first place is an act of violence. how could it not be when you are FORCING members of the unsuspecting public to cough and potentially get cancer because of YOUR recklessness. BE RESPONSIBLE and DONT SMOKE IN PUBLIC

    let me say that one more time for the people in the back : BE RESPONSIBLE and DO NOT SMOKE IN PUBLIC
  16. i've smoked a ton of things but cigarette smoke actually makes me cough if i get a good whiff of it, even from a pretty good distance. plus she has the right to patronize whoever she wants. you're just a dick.
  17. BURY ME DEEP IN THE FILTH AND DISEASE
  18. stupid fucking thread
  19. fucking do it lil bitch
  20. yellow curry w/ chicken and rice and veggies and also a side of fried chicken and for breakfast fried potatoes/yellow potatoes and eggs and asparagus. and some coffee.
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