Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I don't know bromo. I guess maybe get a mini fridge or just get food that wont spoil. The other day my cat was pissed off that I was gone for an entire day and he literally unplugged my fridge from the socket but luckily I didn't have a lot in there, I didn't notice until the next morning after coming home so all I lost was mayo and some best maid pickles. The little fucker knows how to turn on the gas stove too.. and know one believes me but its true.
damn, your cat could probably murk those velociraptors from jurassic park even
Originally posted by AngryOnion
I like the original version of that tune. If you don't know it was done by Black Sabbath.
yes i know, system of a down is objectively more talented tho
everyone kind of assumes its with read receipts off because if they're off, the person texting doesn't know if you've read it or not.
but if they are on, you can still read most texts or at least get an idea of what they are from notifications but then the person can mislead the one texting them into thinking they didn't see or read the text until whenever they choose.
say you got arrested for possessing some marijuana or something and you wen't to court and shit started getting hella intense like u even think u heard one of them yelling YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH but you're not 100% sure because u were zoning out, could u just be like "uhh they were trolling me ur honor" and get off? i mean like how can the judge really know whether or not ur telling the truth?
the fridge is full of drugs and industrial grade solvents so i'm out of room there and i usually keep a couple eggs in there to eat in case of an emergency where i'll need some calories but now i need a new place to store them, ideas?
over the last 12 hours or so, 6 of which i was asleep for. and i was on meth, and i can still eat more. now i have to go buy more in the next few hours for this girl i told i was going to give some. the girl scouts are probably going to be like fuck this guy is fat as fuck. what kind of scumbag level do u need to reach to do something like that
there was some growth starting about an inch in from the outer circumference a few days ago and is growing rapidly. i took it to the microwave plate doctor and they confirmed that it has cancer at a young age of 1 year and 3 months. they told me cancer was relatively rare in plates like mine and that it was almost certainly due to overexposure to carcinogens. it will probably die soon, idk what to do.
im going to get high on meth and benzos today and get a respirator and wear it around with a shirt that says "corona chan has blessed me with the kiss of death" and creep people the fuck out
