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2020-01-07 at 5:19 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:18 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:15 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-01-07 at 5:13 PM UTC in I like acid
Originally posted by fucking_weirdo some guy tried to pull the whole "my mom used to do acid and whenever she cracks her back she trips a little bit" schtick on me and i just said "thats not true ive done tons of acid" and cracked the shit out of my back and just looked him in the eye
*cracks back*
*looks at sun*
*jumps off balcony*
*doesn't get hurt because he's a cup of orange juice*
*Oh look pink elephants* -
2020-01-07 at 5:11 PM UTC in messican master racefagit
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2020-01-07 at 5:11 PM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect me from criminals!"
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2020-01-07 at 5:10 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a pet
Originally posted by mmQ For being so stupid they've still made it this far on their own so they're obviously doing something right.
They're ENDANGERED
Only about 40,000 of those disgusting, disease ridden rapists left.
They eat shit and dirt and a plant that is especially nutritionally void. Their immune systems are shit. Garbage fucking animal. I hate them. They are not cute at all. God I would fucking punt one if I could. -
2020-01-07 at 5:07 PM UTC in In the event of WWIII taking place
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2020-01-07 at 5:07 PM UTC in To genuine TOTSE oldfags here
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2020-01-07 at 5:05 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a pet
Originally posted by DontTellEm Koala bear
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. -
2020-01-07 at 4:46 PM UTC in To genuine TOTSE oldfags hereEverybody knows Mexicans are the master race anyway. 100% here. None of that halfie shit in my blood.
Viva Mexico! -
2020-01-07 at 4:45 PM UTC in You can have any animal you want as a pet
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2020-01-07 at 4:44 PM UTC in What drug will you absolutely never do again?
Originally posted by Cheyes Lol §m£ÂgØL quit playin. Unless you had garbage coke which you probably did (god knows I've worthless, speedy, awful tasting crack) everyone knows good blow is the cleanest stimulant.
Also
Meth, inshallah. I just really can't handle it these days
My psychological anxiety is the best it's ever been in my life by far, but my body anxiety, specifically feeling like I'm gonna have a heart attack or whatever while doing drugs is the worst it's been.
It's not clean. Its one of the most cardiotoxic drugs you can do. Made my heart go wild. Not really worth it. Being all sky high and euphoric for 2.7 seconds while you engage in high intellect conversion with your new best friend is shit. Then after you're done you just want more.
I've done what I think was good coke (small doses, flakey, smelled like gasoline) and it just wasn't good. I'm not saying it wasn't enjoyable its just not worth it. I have turned down free coke more than I've done coke. I'd rather do something that doesn't give me a crash and actually has some legs. -
2020-01-07 at 3:43 PM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"
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2020-01-07 at 3:42 PM UTC in Americans: "I need guns to protect me from criminals!"
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2020-01-07 at 6:53 AM UTC in The Schplew Celebration of Life ThreadBeing dead doesn't change who you were.
Like when you die I'm not gonna stop calling you a fake muslim bitch -
2020-01-07 at 5:42 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕i DoNt kNoW, CAn I???
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2020-01-07 at 5:41 AM UTC in I like acid
Originally posted by Lilith Fuck you too! I don't want no thanks from you!
Ty about the hands tho I just started drawing them. Been drawing faces for way too long but thems the breaks when you do graff you tend to specialize like an autistic surgeon.
Same here. I can do faces and monsters. But when it comes to hands I usually draw tentacles or some shit. I should really practice my hands
