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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Technologist I literally LOLed

    The reptilian shit is honestly my favorite conspiracy of all time. It sounds fun to believe in.

    3:05 there's a girl who says she's 1/8th reptilian. But the whole video is incredibly lulzy

  2. Viva mi mama!
  3. who wants to be my boo boo kitty fuck
  4. Excuse you he's a 7 dollar crack whore.

    He only needs 3 more bucks cmon
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Chicken eggs come out the same way regardless of whether or not they were fertilized. Human eggs are generally only ejected via menstruation if they are not fertilized. Avian ovulation does not equate with mammalian menstruation. Birds don't have a uterus with a lining. What you would call a bird's uterus is know as a shell gland. It does not menstruate.

    Some people eat fertilized eggs, some people eat unfertilized eggs. If you buy your eggs from a large supplier in a grocery store, then you are eating unfertilized eggs because large layer barns do not keep roosters since they are not needed for a chicken to lay eggs. If you get your eggs from a backyard chicken keeper or a very small supplier that keeps roosters, then the eggs are likely to be fertilized.

    So many people's eggs are in fact unborn chickens.

    I don't know what shit farmer you've been talking to who keeps their roosters with the hens, but I can promise you that isn't common practice in the slightest.
  6. I still like the idea of just dropping an Immodium on the grass or some shit to honor him
  7. Originally posted by -SpectraL That already is how I talk to everyone.

    "I'd like a number one with cheese! A number one with cheese! How many fingers am I holding up? A number one with cheese? Does grandpa want a number one with cheese? Yes he does! Oh you're such a good cashier, you're grandpas favorite cashier."
  8. Originally posted by Technologist And funded by Obama.

    Who is of course, a reptilian.
  9. just kidding mommy i love you :)
  10. Originally posted by Technologist but I think I can handle 4 bucks.

    I can't! You are fucking crazy.
  11. Originally posted by aldra while parachuting from another plane

    piloted by bernie sanders

    owned by none other than hilary clinton
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah see that's not how you should talk to babies. Talk to the like everyone else and they will learn to speak better at a younger age.

    Wrong. Baby talk helps them understand language easier.

    https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/news/a39656/baby-talk-is-good-for-your-kids/

    There's a reason it's a natural instinct for most people...
  13. trump shot down the plane
  14. Viva la raza!
  15. Originally posted by Obbe There's other custom shit, I used to make their houses look really trashy and dilapidated.

    Crackhome simulator
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again…where are we at on the impeachment…

    He's been impeached for a while now.
  17. Originally posted by Technologist Thanks luv. I hate these little blurry pics though. Just took it today after getting me hair done.

    You look amazing as usual mommy :)
  18. Tech did your dog die? You said you'd change the avatar when she did :(
  19. Originally posted by Esplender At least you actually put in the effort into doing an experiment in your quest for gnawledge - Even if it didn't work out in the end.

    Yeah. I should've done a smaller batch though. Kept reading online that it just took a really long time but nobody ever gave it more than weeks or months, so I gave it a shot.

    The chlorophyll and tannins REALLY fuck your GI up too. I do not recommend letting it sit even if you do decarb.
  20. IT WAS COLD
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