Posts by MexicanMasterRace

1. 2020-01-11 at 2:17 AM UTC in what should i buy from amazon
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   throw in a bidet and you basically have a car wash for your ass
2. 2020-01-11 at 1:31 AM UTC in Women with children
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Immediate deal breaker. I would rather stick my dick in a wood chipper than deal with the presence of a child.

   
   Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
3. 2020-01-11 at 1:18 AM UTC in What type of playground is this reality?
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe No, I don't know what life is but I think that is oversimplified.

   
   I think it's kind of impossible and an idealized way of looking at the world. Eventually though, real life will hit you like a ton of bricks. It's not a very forgiving 'game'
4. 2020-01-11 at 1:14 AM UTC in Women with children
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion NO NO NO not fucking ever.
   Way to much drama!

   
   How old are you? I imagine this gets harder and harder as you age.
5. 2020-01-11 at 1:10 AM UTC in Here's a crazy thought.
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   probably strumming an open A lmaooo
6. 2020-01-11 at 1:09 AM UTC in Women with children
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   although if it's a fonafuck like situation where their kids are only a few years younger than you, then no
7. 2020-01-11 at 1:09 AM UTC in Women with children
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   I'm 25 and I would. I love kids.
8. 2020-01-11 at 1:08 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie That's your opinion, not mine.

   
   well I don't like your opinion
   
   change it or else
9. 2020-01-11 at 1:06 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Wrong. It's adorable.

   
   only in anime
10. 2020-01-11 at 1:06 AM UTC in Here's a crazy thought.
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein Ok then who’s in my clique… name names or you lying

    
    i don't fukin know you are all the same to me. And not to be racist, but i fucking hate black people with all of my soul so that's the only reason why i remember your name.
11. 2020-01-11 at 1:01 AM UTC in Here's a crazy thought.
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein I saw a video on YouTube of Mexicans digging up their dead relatives as a traditional thing…
    and they just chilled with them at the grave and partied…
    
    Lol
    
    Now who’s in my clique? Lmao
    
    Or do I interact with basically everyone and you’re lying as usual :)

    
    Mexicans don't do that. Those must have been Venezuelans.
12. 2020-01-11 at 12:57 AM UTC in Here's a crazy thought.
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I don't believe in birthdays. I think they are a celebration of death.
13. 2020-01-11 at 12:49 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Sure. As long as they have smol breasts and are insecure about them.
    
    "Y-you like Stephanie right? I saw you look at her she has huge boobs!"
    
    "What are you talking about silly? I like you, you're perfect for me. If you weren't i wouldn't be dating you now would i"
    
    "Y-you really mean that?"
    
    "Of course"
    
    Then you pull her in for a hug and give her a little kiss on the head.

    
    This is some weeb shit
    
    I will never understand the draw to stuttering anxious girls
    
    just seems rapey and manipulative
14. 2020-01-11 at 12:45 AM UTC in Here's a crazy thought.
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I think Candy takes pleasure in denying me…

    
    She's really cliquey. All the DH people are like that. That's why we're better than them. fukin scum
    
    except for tech she's a blessing
15. 2020-01-11 at 12:41 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No. It means born in Canada and raised in Canada, not some backwards shithole.

    
    That is not what it means.
16. 2020-01-11 at 12:20 AM UTC in RIP Sploo
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood he is alive

    
    O
17. 2020-01-11 at 12:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Been raining here all day.
    
    I made a turkey dumpling soup, and my hubby is making grilled cheese and ham sammiches. I’m ready to eat.

    
    Can i b ur littl dumplin :)
18. 2020-01-10 at 11:59 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Thank you for existing
19. 2020-01-10 at 11:57 PM UTC in what should i buy from amazon
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Splam Rope and a pocket pussy.

    
    One time I had, in a single Amazon package, a fleshlight, a 32oz bottle of lube, three hundred 200mg caffeine pills, and a box of 50 nitrous chargers.
    
    Whoever packed this knew I was havin a party
20. 2020-01-10 at 11:55 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice He wouldn't want me :okay:

    
    You'll just gotta put yourself out there man