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2020-01-11 at 4:13 AM UTC in CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD: Geemo the rat"You know what..."
"What?" Xu'arti asked.
"Hold on," Geemo said, grabbing the pipe in his paws and tapping it against the table to empty it. "I think I'm going to try plugging this shit."
"What? Why in the fuck for?"
"It gets you higher."
"No it doesn't," Xu'arti stated. "Namba has the same bioavailability whether you smoke or plug it. It really doesn't-"
"Yeah well I'm going to plug it. You got a syringe?" Geemo asked.
Xu'arti turned a light shade of purple. "Alright, whatever floats your ganoodle man. I don't give a fuck. There's some in the wetroom."
There was something about a Falofian wetrooms that made Geemo kind of queasy. For one, there was almost always mucus stuck in the drains- which wouldn't be so bad were it not for the smell. Geemo placed it somewhere in between a rotting fetal sac and fresh rain. But it didn't really matter. He had namba, and salvation was just moments away.
Geemo grabbed a mortar and pestle from the drawer and crushed his namba into a fine powder. This was essential to absorption. He'd done it once without any grinding and remembered finding blood in his fur the morning after. But that was a rookie move.
The syringe went in easily and without struggle. Geemo laid down on his side as he waited for the drug to kick in. Much of his life was spent dreaming of moments like this. There's really nothing like the feeling of a drug kicking in. Life, most of the time, is shit. Things happen and you never really know whether they'll be good things or not. Geemo felt that most of his life was full of bad things.
Geemo felt his rat boner get hard.
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Does Geemo...
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2020-01-11 at 3:51 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Technologist Oh I have a good consistent guy Iβve known for about 7 years. Has everything thc.
Yeah I've known my guy since I was 13 lol. He's been selling for like 8 years but I only ever used him sporadically. Weed, wax, carts, this fucker even has his own 'branded' topical cream that he makes and designed the labels for. He wants to sell it in stores but with this state's corporate centric MJ laws it'll never fucking happen.
I just hate having to play the whole game of going over there for an hour or two when all I wanna do is buy my weed and gtfo. We get along but he's real high energy and also pretty flaky at times. There have been instances where I'm waiting for him to text me that he's home and he just never does. Always 'forgets' and has some bullshit excuse. Usually doesn't do that but you only gotta do that once or twice for me to realize what kinda person you are. My old dealer was timely as hell.
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2020-01-11 at 3:45 AM UTC in RIP Sploo
Originally posted by Cheyes he was taking grams of tylenol and ibuprofen for unconvincing reasons. Nobody does that unless they legit want to die. Especially someone who quite obviously knows better.
He was killing himself slowly for months and he knew it. It doesn't really matter if he overtly tried to do it by a guaranteed death dose, he was probably too scared to actually do that, it was more edgy and splooish for him to toe the line by taking several grams of tylenol. boxes of coricidin, and bottles of loperamide regularly for months until his body gave out. If you build up that much lope in your body yoy WILL die, it's not a question. I think he did it this way to ease the anxiety by knowing it would eventually happen but not exactly when.
you just reminded me of all my pms I sent last night
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2020-01-11 at 3:44 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πI'm probably gonna use my first paycheck from this new job to buy something at the nearest shop. I'm pretty excited tbh. I don't even mind that it's like 30% more expensive than my dealer because I hate dealing with that fuck.
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2020-01-11 at 3:43 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2020-01-11 at 3:36 AM UTC in Reminder of my ongoing musical petition to remove the enhancements on NIS
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2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTC in Reminder of my ongoing musical petition to remove the enhancements on NIS
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2020-01-11 at 3:25 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2020-01-11 at 3:24 AM UTC in CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD: Geemo the rat"This is the good stuff," Xu'arti said. "See how it crumbles into little flakes? This shit is straight from Andora. No cuts."
"Yeah, alright. How much is it?" Geemo asked.
Xu'arti wiggled his eyelobe, a sure sign that he was trying to figure out how much he could charge without Geemo getting offended. "Tell you what, I'll do fifteen for you and seventy if you buy the bundle."
Geemo squeaked incredulously. "Fifteen? It can't be that good."
"Fine, fine. Sixty for a bundle. But I can't go any lower."
"Fifty."
"No."
"Fifty five."
"No."
"Okay," Geemo said. "Sixty. But it better be good."
Xu'arti spread his tentacles wide. "Like I said, straight from Andora. You can try it first if you want."
Geemo loaded the pipe and reached for the thermablaster, taking a moment to roll the cold steel of the pipe against his fingers. It had been a while since he'd smoked namba root. And it DID look good. He thought it best to just take one hit.
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Does Geemo...
>Take one hit
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2020-01-11 at 3:05 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Sophie Gay. Write it again, and don't lie to me, i can tell when you do.
It was about that dude who raped an 8 month old baby girl to death. His girlfriend found him on the floor with the baby all bloodied and crying and it ended up dying.
I wrote a whole thing about how small his dick is, and how I've seen baby dick while changing diapers but I haven't seen baby vagina but I bet it's too small for most people to stick their dick in and what kind of a monster fucks an infant anyway and.. yeah
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2020-01-11 at 3:02 AM UTC in RIP Sploo
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2020-01-11 at 2:48 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πand he likes casey anthony a lot
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2020-01-11 at 2:41 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
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2020-01-11 at 2:39 AM UTC in Rise of veganism and personification of animalswhat is hinduism
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2020-01-11 at 2:29 AM UTC in Women with children
Originally posted by Sophie I'm willing to apologize for this but this alone.
LOL you think I'm just going to let you apologize?
There is no walking away from this
You can either delete your account and leave this site forever, or I will call your baker and let him know what you've been doing.
You have until morning to decide. -
2020-01-11 at 2:27 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
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2020-01-11 at 2:24 AM UTC in Iraq - Major Escalation Underway (January 2020)
Originally posted by Splam Being Canadian means you come from a line of people that helped build Canada, and have done so yourself. This definition excludes most natives as being Canadian as they did little or nothing to help build the nation we know and love today. If you're Chinese and come from a family of railroad workers from the 1800s, you're ok. If not, GTFO.
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2020-01-11 at 2:24 AM UTC in Women with children
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2020-01-11 at 2:23 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πI just wrote and deleted some real nasty shit
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2020-01-11 at 2:18 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
