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Posts by Greenspam

  1. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ll probably use my leaves to stuff bags that look like pumpkins

    Greatest Low Tech Invention.

    until they mildew and start smelling like shit :D
  2. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra shitposting at stoplights

    I was taking a lunch by the beach.. took some photos and then sat down and ate my cup of chili and chilly shat all up in this mofo.

    now I'm home.. I forgot fleet driving is usually split shifts early in the week. Fuck I got to try and get up way earlier
  3. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL For one reason, testing. For another reason, someone could more easily put out a localized fire.

    You realize that embers are said to carry 8 miles when they hit the lower jet streams before falling back down. this is how they're are so many spot fires.
  4. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra mandatory volunteer firefighter training is actually a good idea for areas like that

    That might become a real thing. If you want to live in this zip code you have to sign up
  5. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Actual video of Lanny coming home from the club:

    Getting shanked by a homeless drugged out Zombie just before he makes it to his front door?
  6. Greenspam African Astronaut
    In fairness it seems it's a collective force. Like Jury Duty, everyone should spend some time and get in.

    Give me some Gaft boots and a chainsaw and watch me go to town, until the top portion falls away and I'm on the lower section like a sling shot.

    but that's what a belt and gaft is for.. and always make that chip away cut on the backside.
  7. Greenspam African Astronaut
    rope-a-dope

    tire them out
  8. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Even if Lanny does close the site, we're still staying. We will simply refuse to leave.

    waiting at a 404 page
  9. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Drugs are a temporary fix.

    You need to look deep inside and ask yourself 'is this really for me'
  10. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT 7 days

    When is your first official (full) Paycheck?
  11. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano My vision got better after not doing wheede for a day, but it's still bad so I'm still getting it checked out this week.

    I bought a bag of head shop Crouton to try to kill my pupils for work, it maybe helped like 10-15% after two heaping plastic forkfulls. It helped surprisngly well with meth comedown, it's still weak shit but I realized I have a like/dislike relationship with it (pretty apathetic, it's nothing special), it makes me feel sad kinda but also doped up enough to mindnumbingly stay on track. Made me honestly consider trying suboxone just through the semester. Suboxone was like a study drug for me, I read atlas tugged on it in like a week.

    No, I can't do weed really. It gave me flashbang migraines all the next day and felt like brain damage intensifying, and I can't read on it because I can't see on it. Other than that it's not bad. I didn't meet any shadow people today even though I methed a bunch because I don't want to.

    Also I'm gonna start juiceboxing next week I think, so we'll see what that does to me.

    I wish I could use DietYellow too sc.

    Are you far or near sighted? I cant see shit up close but still see great past 3 feet. dashboard on my car is fine because the font size on the guage are large. first thing I did when I bought the car.. looked to see if it was blury.

    spent lots on a pair of glasses that ended up getting lost and told "Oh BTW don't use while driving"

    fucking go get a pair of 19 dollar readers from CVS
  12. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vitamin G He goes to shit games. This is the World Series. Everyone in the world (USA and one Canadian team) competes. Its a big, high ticket, highly televised event. Fona can't afford tickets to a world series game. Neither can you.

    What does this have to do with Me trying to sneak pass Secret Service to ask her for a Kiss?



    Originally posted by -SpectraL What that reaction really means is that nobody really cares what a bunch of sore loser Hillary bots are booing about.

    What does this have to do with Me trying to sneak pass Secret Service to ask her for a Kiss?
  13. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I just invented "cross-over" cow-horses today, and I demand my entry be acknowledged and allowed into the dictionary.

    I'm sorry. Are you suggesting I made that up about the 70s? Didn't that use that In Canada about Trans?
  14. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S

    That dude looks stereotypical Castro Gay with Handlebar Mustache and Bald Head.

    era 2000.

    it's confusing.

    Suggestion:Rework
  15. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN And to think I gave you a free 100% custom LOLcat. The nerve.

    No you didn't.

    Stop fibbing. You said "I just don't give these out for free" or some crazy shit.. so I figured "This dude wants to sell his art memes he makes for people?"

    stop playing the feel sorry card for me Card. That's Luigis card.
  16. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Lucky you.


    Latin trans (prep.) "across, over, beyond

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/trans-

    Cross over" was once a word for Transgender or transexuals if I remember correctly. In the 1960s-80s most likely. Maybe even earlier like 1950s?

    Then in the 80s or late 70s people used Cross-Dressers
  17. Greenspam African Astronaut
    I'm not happy with what was first on the agenda with this man yet I agree. He's a leader for now. Embarassing yet carry some of the load for the man.

    Stop yelling shit like "Lock him up"

    Really? No one said this shit to Dick fucking Cheney or Bush.. even if Bush was just a marionette.


    That being said, I don't obsess much over women's beauty. I see it everywhere But I really have an attraction to the first lady. She's is Gorgeous. Not in a creepy Stalker way like.. I dunno.. pick someone in the crowed here. But if I was, She could be someone I would hang out and get a spoken word in before the Secret Service stepped on my neck.

    She's the finest First Lady we have ever had. Second being Jackie.

    He's a weird dude to most but remember he was once Loved by Millions as a TV persona.
    His place just may not of been President. Vice President, maybe. Taught over 4 or 8 years to present himself more professionally and he could of been boos much less.

    IMHO which no one gives fucks much of.
    I mean, Who am I. I'm just a piece of shit.
  18. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Why do you want to see a picture of another guys dick?

    Generation MOON PERSON they're Metro bisexual freakazoid The Rebirth of the David Bowie Ziggy androgynous


    Moon Zappa baby valley girl she's just a valley girl or is it a he
  19. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Hey Joe
    just got back from Idaho
    Baking tators
    Don't you know

    Hey Ho
    Don't you know
    Just got back from
    Mexico.. Hey..Ho



    We used to sing this in a school yard in middle school
  20. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Uhh The Obligatory Lady boy of the Orient?
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