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2020-04-18 at 4 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Same place with all the tweakers. The property went all the way down to a slew. A kind of inlet from the ocean. It was all dirty and nasty but there was a spot where us kids could hang out, make a fire, smoke weed, drink nigga liquor. Just go buck wild away from the tweakers.
One time we ordered a pizza. Pizza guy shows up and we ask him if he wants to smoke some pot or have a shot or anything. He says yes and starts foolowing us to the very back of the property. This house was over 100 years old and the family mostly became fukt up people so their were shacks in a bunch of places. It was pretty ghetto.
The guy is following us and he's getting sketched out. We take him on the trail, which wasn't very long, and he stops and says he's good. I think it was Poast and I and we're right at the curve in the trail where you can see the fire. Pizza dude says something like he doesn't believe us and we're pleading with him. "Dude! Take two more steps and you'll be able to see it."
Guy was just too sketched, didn't believe us and figured he'd take his chances walking through tweaker alley by himself. I know pizza guy remembers that to this day because he was sketched out. -
2020-04-18 at 3:52 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!One time, when I was living on my buddies floor with tweakers all over the place, there was a water balloon fight.
One of the kids who lived there threw a water balloon at my good buddy and I. It was on. The kid was 15 tops and we were probably 22. And it was 2 against 1. So we made some bombs, snuck up on him and drenched him. We would get him over and over all day. Kid was getting punked. He would run away and we'd blast this minor in the ass and yell, "You buttwet?"
But we knew he was going to get us at some point. So we made like 50 in a big bucket and hid it under the side of the house. We're hanging with the other people that lived there. Smoking pot, drinking. Working towards ending the day when the kid runs at me holding maybe three water balloons. I get up and run towards where my stash is. Everyone is laughing because they think I finally got got.
The next thing they see is him come running from the side of the house as I'm pelting him balloon after balloon. Everyone was dying laughing at the cartoon turn around. They see me running, thinking I'm afraid of being buttwet but really I was just reloading. -
2020-04-18 at 3:41 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER Damn wouldnt even let homegirl walk around with bloody uterine mucus hanging out her vag. I thought u were cool Poast.
It was fucking disgusting. Since '84 we were all guys, we were all awkward about it until Lorna saw it when she got off work and swung by. She straight up told her shit ain't tight and took her into the black mold bathroom to show her how to use a tampon. Chick was cute but wasn't mentally there. She left period stains on an ottoman.
Another eviction story! Yay!
I was living in an apartment and a bunch of buddies across the street lived in a house. They were moving out and this drugged out party guy said we could do what ever we wanted and take what ever. We ransacked the shit out of that place. Since we lived across the street we kept getting drunker and going back over to grab more shit. In the attic we found old framed family photos that I stole for the frames. One guy living there left some nice dress socks I grabbed. Let me tell you. If you're into jerking it into a sock, that's the fine wine of jerking off.
When we had taken everything that we wanted, we went back and stole all the light bulbs. We woke up the next day going, "Man... that landlord is going to be pissed and someone definitely saw us. We should put this shit in the ceiling." And as far as I know some shit might still be up there.
Another one!
One time these two swingers couldn't pay rent. So they threw an eviction party. The sole point was to fuck the place up. I remember water balloon fights and the pissing room. The room where everyone pissed on the carpet. Such degenerate shit. I think it was Poast who went into the room and said he whipped his dick out and just started turning in circles pissing. Which I still think is pretty funny. Gives a new meaning to pissing in the wind. Pissing in a tornado.
I remember at one point the guys chick was watching all the depravity and crying. We were too young, too dumb. Ain't got time for that. I was texting on my phone and someone threw a water balloon at me and I gotten irrationally drunk pissed and fucked off. -
2020-04-18 at 4:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Don't tell WifeDead but I'm indoctrinating the cat he gave me.
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2020-04-18 at 12:40 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!It's awesome.
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2020-04-18 at 12:30 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!get slashdiablo to work. There's no cheaters and not too many people on.
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2020-04-18 at 12:22 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!If you have trouble getting it to work, like I did hit me up. I'm probably barely past half of act 1. But I had some dude take me on some cow levels and I sold a bunch of stuff. Then I created a game to level up and some random guy dropped in and said free stuff in town. I had $100,000 before even reaching level 3. He dropped a bunch of end game shit.
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2020-04-18 at 12:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I'm playing on a downloaded version. I don't even have a key. Shit's free yo.
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2020-04-17 at 11:27 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Dude, you guys;
I found a way to play diablo 2 without buying it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/slashdiablo/wiki/launcher?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=slashdiablo&utm_content=t5_2sv1q
I had a bit of an issue but it now works. It's super fun.
Who's with me? Poast should be on in a couple of days when he gets better interwebs. -
2020-04-17 at 6:09 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Page 49 bitches
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2020-04-17 at 6:08 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Everyone.
Anyways, I'm slowly pushing the boudaries to see where that cat forum draws the line.
https://thecatsite.com/threads/so-my-kitty-loves-to-sit-in-my-lap.412732/
Let's see how PC they are.
Thread got removed. This isn't the site to attack unless we get an an army gathered. Are we not one? I've barely pushed the boundaries and got the thread removed. Is this representing the old wild west of the internet days or do we post with each other until we drop off?
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very faggotry that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way and ask for a free %100 custom LOLcat. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your dick, and and make a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
They may take away our accounts, but they'll never take our faggotry! Every spammer dies, not every poster truly lives. They may take away our posts, but they'll never take our freedom! -
2020-04-17 at 1:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Who wants to see my ballsack
Everyone.
Anyways, I'm slowly pushing the boudaries to see where that cat forum draws the line.
https://thecatsite.com/threads/so-my-kitty-loves-to-sit-in-my-lap.412732/
Let's see how PC they are. -
2020-04-16 at 10:23 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-04-16 at 10:20 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER You were paranoid about being put on a watchlist for discussing radical white nationalist literature. Also poast was drunk asking you if you thought you were free of the zionist conspiracy and like have YOU ever seen a jedi corpse and you were like OMG SHUT UP DUDE IMMA HANG UP cuz ur lady was in the same room or something. Idk. It was amusing,
Poast and I joke about that all the time. Talk about some thing completely off limits and when some one starts going to far claim we're definitely on a watch list now. Pulp Fiction, "Are you on a cell phone? I don't know you! Prank caller! Prank caller!"
Poast was always giving me shit about cucking out. I was probably just make jokes that didn't land with you. -
2020-04-16 at 9:28 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-04-16 at 8:41 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I think it's funny I'm trying to defend myself of being racist on a forum called niggas in space.
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2020-04-16 at 8:37 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I also don't know what the Turner Diaries are. Poast and him were probably rattling off and I zoned out doing something else because I don't care.
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2020-04-16 at 8:35 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
If you ever met OMG, you wouldn't doubt any aspect of the story. You might be surprised, sure, but not doubtful. He says he was on his best behavior, and I'd totally support that claim–but he has a tremendous capacity for not being able to read a situation, and he was drinking hard as fuck.
Mostly I'm in bed by 10 or 11. I got drunk as fuck that night. I can't remember the last time I blacked out before that night. I vaguely remember them saying they were going to sleep and walking towards my room and that's it. Walking out claiming I hate niggers sounds like a bold statement from a wild desperate man with nothing to lose. It's not even funny. I'm pretty embarrassed.
I had probably been drinking for almost nine hours by the end. Jesus Murphy. -
2020-04-16 at 6:16 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I was 18. I was gonna take a grey hound back to Montana. A grueling three day bus ride. So I decided to get decked out. Went to the second hand suit/dress shop and told them I wanted to be decked out in a white tux. They pull one out and say this one's good but the tails are pretty long. They hung to my knees. It was perfect. They got me white gloves and white dress shoes and said they could get a white top hat from his dads store for $20. Come by in the morning to pick it up.
It's me, Poast and his girlfriend who liked being choked with a stump hand. After some delays the guy shows up in a shitty van and gives over the suit. I think I just threw it on immediately and the guy would drive us to his dads store to grab the hat. This was back in our whip it days. Poast and his girl are blatantly doing whip it in the back seat and I'm riding shot gun chatting with the dude.
Pick up the hat and guy drives us back and fucks off. So we needed to go to the bank to take out all my money. $314 or something. Poast jokes that I want it all in ones. Sounds funny to me.I take one of the stacks of hundreds and put it in my front pocket and we start walking to the mall. A buddy sees us and pulls over and gives us a ride the rest of the way. When I got out of the car that stack in my pocket must've fallen out because next time I looked, it was gone.
We were running wild. Doing whip its, talking shit probably. I got a picture of me sitting on Santas lap. My mom might still have that one. I can't remember if it was this time or a different time but we're doing whip its behind the mall. Then we're walking back in from the back halls and security grabs the kid wearing my back pack. I made him wear it so I didn't look retarded. WE wait around and find him. They just took all the whip its but left my cracker. Huh.
It was a long time ago so I'm sure I forgot a bunch of smaller stories of that day. I was a spectacle on the greyhound and in greyhound stations. People would ask why was I looking like the flyest mother fucker since '84? I'd respond with, "I got left at the altar." or, "My dog died." or something stupid. I showed up to my parents around 11 and my dad wakes up. Gives me a hug after looking me up and down and thinking what an idiot. I didn't even call in advance to let them know I was coming. It worked out though. They were moving and could use the help. However, if I had showed up a week later they wouldn't have been there. I would've been stuck, in the middle of winter in Montana with no way to contact anyone. Would've been funny showing up at the shelter in a baller tux though.
Unrelated one time I was being a dousche in the mall. I did something and a fat security guard tells me to some here. I say no. He get more forceful, "I said come here!" This guy was fat as fuck. I respond, "Why you can't catch me." And slowly jogged away.
One time an old man flipped me off. I forget what I did but it must've been a pretty assholish thing for this guy to waste his last fuck on me.
One time, 4th of July, me and my buddies had been drinking and riding our bikes through the crowd. This girl steps out of no where and I slam into her. WE both go down and this girls grand dad is in my face screaming, "FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU!" The cop that showed up was the cop from our high school who was a really cool dude. Poast and I would talk to him after school waiting for our bus. I asked him a Ween lyric once. "Why do the ones you hold so close can make you cry?" And he gets all deep. "Well, I feel like if you love someone you have to open yourself to your vulnerability and it doesn't always pan out." Or some gay shit. It wasn't very funny. Any ways, when I went to pick up my bike my breaks were undone. Pretty sure that cop got me off.
That's enough for now. I got stories for days. -
2020-04-16 at 5:46 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!You see how far we can come if we work together?
Pages 48 bitches in the longest thread ever! Once Guinness truly recognizes its greatness, there will be a foot note of how Casper started page 48.
