Lil Boat! I had to cut a lot of people off These bitch niggas they soft and they mind was off Hole in one all of 'em like I'm playin' golf Gotta get paid, young nigga, like I'm Dolph 22 caliber, this ain't airsoft Get hit with it if you thinkin' we soft Nigga run up and try to take my chain That's the last that you heard of his name Ain't a shame, bitch I rock 17 Gucci on Gucci, that young nigga clean Bought up the Nautica sales on my own Wouldn't be surprised if they called my phone Wouldn't be surprised if you tried to clone Up high, bitch I'm fly like a drone No drugs, did this shit fully sober Fuck a friend cause some niggas some cobras
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I have this on going fetish/fantasy where I'm 17 again and my mom married an extremely wealthy guy and Boxxy is my step sister. We share the entire top story of a lavish apartment complex in NYC and because our parents are uber rich we are often left alone to our own devices especially during the weekends.
I somehow end up making a bet with the coke whore bitch of a step sister Boxxy that if I can bang the virgin at our private catholic school then she will let me inside that sweet sweet ass but if I fail I have to give up my vintage luxury 1930's Bentley that has been great grandfathered to me. Will I give it my all and end up the victorious man on top? Or will I end the school year snatch-less and car-less? Time will tell...
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1. Never trust someone who's first name ends with an "A".
2. Don't fuck with a "Josh". Mothers who name their sons this are soulless whores by default; their sons worthless bastids.
3. Apple IPhone what a nigga shall trap on.
4. Drive a bigger/more powerful vehicle than anyone else you fuck with. Sounds counterproductive if most of your customers are auto less but this rule has gotten me out of more shit than I care to remember.
5. "I'm in treatment and only do Subutec/Suboxone" = "I suck dick for heroin and will sell my mother for a dollar".
6. Thou shall not "finesse". This is for niggers; nuff said.
7. Your bitch betta be bad. Preferably redbone/native/brazilian. No reason for this just DO IT.
8. Make sure your chain and watch is indeed "litty".
Remember follow these 8 rules and you are on your way to livin' the escobar life.
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
I gotta stop buying this 86 proof shit and stick to 100 and above, the 86 goes down way too easily, especially over ice.
Knob Creek is quite a fine bourbon when you have the money. When I was an alcoholic I was always buying random ass shit just to try it and it's definitely the tipping point where quality/money is the best ratio you're going to get without sacrificing anything else. Buffalo Trace is comparable and basically the same thing. Oh it's 100 proof too forgot why I was even typing this before I finished.
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I love the fact that a thread about adopting a kid somehow has pussy/gun porn thrown into the mix. That's what makes this site ours. Stay classy niggas.
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
Shitty and worth nowhere near what retards pay for it?
To a point; Yes. I just go with the flow got full grams on deck no need to finesse. Got a brazilian centerfold at the crib waitin' to undress. Takin' advantage of every loophole and blessin' I was given. I just thank the Lord I ain't dead or in prison.
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
you should start doing goatse exercises on that back taint of yours so when your 5 best friends in prison crush that ass of yours you wont bleed out so much
He lives in Canada. Worst he will get is rehab with community service and probably one of those being optional but "strongly suggested".
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