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  1. Originally posted by Nile I need a Scud and coffee.

    I checked the Old Totse Handbook for what to do in this kind of situation and it just says "HUFF RAID".
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  2. why doesnt omicron work like other variants.

    because it came from africa.
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  3. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe My wife told me she no longer loves me and wants to separate.

    I'm just venting here because I don't have anywhere else to.

    This has not been a good year for me.

    Honesty, Id say it's likely better for most guys in the long run. I suggest staying/getting into shape and getting your finances in order. Take her off of your credit accounts. Strip club?
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  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Seriously how the fuck do normal people vent?
    My parents are the most clueless dipshits EVER.
    My mom ask me if I was still mad at my Dad because he didn't give me a lone for a car.
    I was was like no I hate him because he literally kicked the shit out of me when I was five.
    FUCK YOU CUNT!!
    So I'm just going to pack a bowl ,drink another drink, and just make pretend nothing happened.
    FUCK MEE HARD!!

    Wait, aren't you like 50? I thought we were the same age.

    Same here. Dad beat me as a kid. 9 years old and he broke my nose, with blood on the wall like a mob hit from it.

    Mom ignored him for that but divorced him after finding out he cheated on her. However I still have to put that away and call her at least once a week at her memory care residence. she's in Hospice now. that usually means not long. I'm also finding ways to see if the Dad (Adopted, My real dad split before I was born) had at least a few good things about him.

    he was funny when his friends were over. he had friends of all nationalities but they would use racist slurs towards one another all the time because it was the 60s and 70s and that's just what guys did back then. no PC shit. kind of Archie Bunker with less guilt. and he was a good cook. his mom was Hispanic and his dad a northern Irishman (born there with thick accent) and would beat him, so he old school on us but it was more abuse af.

    Anyways, Bro let it go. don't let it fuck your Christmas up. it's cringe I know but think about the funny shit you did as a kid to set him off in the first place. enjoy that moment.
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  5. the lights i saw at the end of the tunnel turned out to be a maglite stuck deep in someones asshole.

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  6. I learned to use visualisation exercises to deal with it.

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  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Exactly which Democratic policies are you referring to?

    Having a Christmas Parade before Thanksgiving?

    The one that allowed the criminal-who plowed the people down,out of jail,without bail,3 days prior. 👍🏻
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  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    not guilty on all counts
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  10. Originally posted by stl1 and attempted to destroy democracy.

    Democracy..in a system that uses the Electoral college.

    Fucking lol.
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Covid is fake
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  12. Originally posted by STER0S can someone fill me in on this 'brandon' shit

    i missed out and dont get it

    who da fuk is brandon



    Basically some dumbass rednecks were chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" at Nascar, so some dumb whore journalist decided to lie and claim they were actually chanting "Let's Go Brandon".

    It's a creation of media coverups and lies.
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  13. Nile bump
    I wanna make a strange Brew, lambs rum. Carboxylated weed. Shrooms, cinnamon. More vanilla. Thai chili peppers.

    Ye.
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  14. I am the world that hides
    The universal secret of all time
    Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime
    I've lived a thousand times
    I found out what it means to be believed
    The thoughts and images - the unborn child that never was conceived

    When little worlds collide
    I'm trapped inside my embryonic cell
    And flashing memories are cast into the never-ending well
    The name that scorns the face
    The child that never sees the cause of man
    The deathly darkness that belies the fate of those who never ran


    You gotta believe, yeah
    I'm talking to you
    Well, I know it's hard for you to know the reason why
    And I know you'll understand more when it's your time to die

    Don't believe the life you have will be the only one
    You have to let your body sleep to let your soul live on
    I want you to listen
    I'm trying to get through

    Love has given life to you
    And now it's your concern
    Unseen Eye of inner life
    Will make your soul return

    Still, I look, but not to touch
    The seeds of life are sown
    Curtain of the future falls
    The secret stays unknown

    Just remember love is life
    And hate is living death
    Treat your life for what it's worth
    And live for every breath

    Looking back, I've lived and learned
    But, now, I'm wondering
    Here, I wait, and only guess
    What this next life will bring, haha!
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  15. "Please stick your penis into this Child Machine."
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  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo 99% of people don't have a child on purpose.

    If you put your penis in a vagina, you're having a child on purpose.
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  17. Originally posted by stl1 decline to block Maine's vaccine mandate for health workers with religious objections

    In America it only matters what one religion wants.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    For eighteen months of sobriety.
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  19. False. Nature is tricking you with all that bonding shit. If you didn't have kids you wouldn't be bonded to them the way you are and wouldn't feeling that way...you'd be free of chemical disturbance (other than any you yourself manually inject/ingest)

    If you enjoy money and freedom don't have kids.

    If you enjoy giving up on your dreams/desires/goals as well as constant worry have kids.

    ...and remember, your kids will probably think about killing you at some point too.
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    So much for you libtards following the holy path of "The Science".

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