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Posts That Were Thanked by AngryOnion

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    ...well did you know that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.


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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    rate or hate

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  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you were paid professional "lowest of the shit tier low"? That would explain the current condition of your forum.


    the angry onion is the cool one, you might have mixed him up with the angry IV
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Because it's fun to work faster than sober slow high horse fucks they are SO SLOW they eat slow, talk slow, think slow "ooooooo sorry I'm not a CAFFEINE GUY" and then they eat a giant meat heavy lunch and go slow all day and take a nap on the bathroom

    I CHUG coffee at work I PREFER TO GO ON NO SLEEP or 2 hours sleep DO COCAINE TO WAKE UP FAST take some meth CHUG A COFFEE AT HOME AND AT WORK . Then chain smoke at work , 2 smokes. Maybe 3 and then take a Nicotone gum and an edible

    Your body will not have the ability to go slow. When work fucks up you feel it first WHY DID WE STOP WHY ARE WE STOPPING?! gotta walk around and pace or grab a broom drink water and pump and slam. The days fly by. My month flew by and I am lacking hard drugs

    It's the working man's grind you gotta destroy your body to go FAST FAST FAST it's how you make managers shit their pants seeing YOU work it makes everyone around you feel worse for how slow they are. The essence of pumping and slamming is substance abuse

    I have met a few pumpers and Slammers that don't abuse drugs and they always seem to have a limit. My limit is THE END I think I go so fast they just assume I am starting my day but you gotta start fast and finish fast so nobody can ever glance at you and think "this guy is about to have lunch" because I see that shit all day from hundreds of people YOU CAN JUST FUCKING TELL

    when you are buzzing on stimulants even people paid to watch you will have trouble keeping up. They look away and OOP your gone, on another floor.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm aware than many people here (myself included) did not have many positive male role models growing up to teach them things like shaving, building a fire and how to change a tire.

    Fortunately we have a resident self reliant backwoods semi literate (literacy has a liberal bias) patriot who is well versed in all things mechanical and natural. Ever want to know how to skin a skunk? Boost a battery? Tow a trailer? Polecat has been voluntold to share some of his wisdom with the community and he will not hold back.

    He may even share some of his academically cited political views on the 69 constitutions and declaration of sindependance. It's about time this website learned a thing or two about bootstraps, of which polecat will certainly share knowledge on how to both create and repair. Pose all queries here
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  6. CDC Scientists Admit They Did Manipulate Study Data To Show the C0V-19 Vaccines Are Safe for Pregnant Women As Researchers Discover 91% of Pregnancies Resulted in Miscarriage Following C0V-19 Vaccination


    https://www.usatomorrow.live/health/cdc-scientists-admit-they-did-manipulate-study-data-to-show-the-c0v-19-vaxxines-are-safe-for-pregnant-women-as-researchers-discover-91-of-pregnancies-resulted-in-miscarriage-following-c0v-19-vaxxinati

    https://dailyexpose.uk/2021/11/07/cdc-scientists-admit-they-did-manipulate-study-data-to-show-the-covid-19-vaccines-are-safe-for-pregnant-women/
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny brandon also always say what he didnt mean.

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  8. Kafka sweaty
    It was nice when I almost OD’d in someone’s arms and it was like I was suffocating and high af, I thought I was about to die but felt safe and warm and loved because they were holding me. Now I think I’d just like to shoot myself in the head but maybe shoot a few people first. All I know is I want a few minutes to contemplate it prior and that I don’t want to die in my sleep, because in my dreams I don’t know who I am or who I love.
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  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Think everyone is on the spectrum to some degree.

    I'm just brain damaged from years alcohol/ cocaine abuse.
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  10. Originally posted by stl1 I completely understood your point, you racist bastard.

    My racism wasn't the point dumbo...read the thread title again.

    She was picked because of her color...PER YOUR PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT and again just as he stated he would pick a black female vice president...that's racism, the white/asian/Indian/Native American candidates didn't stand a chance...they were discriminated against because of their color.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    of course it's a 'dual citizen'
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  12. PROOTS Yung Blood


    It is sooo good to see all of your smiling faces.

    How are you?

    If you can guess which country I'm in, I'll Venmo you $50!!!
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  13. Originally posted by stl1 Maybe even you can read the Reader's Digest Condensed version:

    How many states have introduced voter suppression bills this year?

    Overall, 216 bills have been introduced in 41 states to achieve these ends. When Texas Republicans scrambled to pass a massive voter suppression bill over Memorial Day weekend, they included a provision written behind closed doors with no public scrutiny that would make it easier for judges to throw out election results.

    It's not voter suppression, it's just your worthless radical left opinion. Two completely different animals.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I thought you was dead.

    I won't ever die.
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  16. Canada says, "Hold my beer."

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you buy it and then set up a little pretend chemistry lab with some glasses and straws then you can put the meth in front of you and pretend like you're making it and it feels real when you're done and you have real meth it's like a PlaySkool play dough spaghetti factory but not at all
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  18. Oh, I worried this was a suicide thread like "fuck this shit, I'm gonna drink myself to death"

    I heard milk thistle is good, other than that try to look up the best type of diet for alcohol related post recovery because I'm sure you're deficient in other vitamins and enzymes and shit and I guarantee other drunks have optimized a regimen that will help you feel better.

    You weren't crushing liquor so you're probably not at risk of seizures especially if you still have gabapentin laying around.
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  19. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Feeling pretty good.
    About to take a physical for a job that would start me out at over $61k a year.
    Wish me luck.
    Love you guys.

    -Fona
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  20. She's always been a pretentious ham...even on Star Trek.

    "oooh the wise old nigra has spoken"...
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