AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Time buy more everything is on sale.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Me only one, guy who pissed me off in earth science class in 10th grade.
He kept smackin me so I pushed him out of his chair then he got up and I grabbed from his back and choked him with my left arm and punched his face in with my right arm.
It was going good till the teacher kicked me in the ass and made me let go.
LOL
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Me- once and it was in a stupid fight with a friend.
I got a chipped tooth no bigee.
2022-09-22 at 12:57 AM UTC
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What bones have you broken?
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Broke 2 toes riding a dirt bike with no shoes and I don't know how many finders over the years.
Working on cars trucks and what ever shit happens and fingers get in the way sometimes.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You have a link for that?
I would love to read the logic behind it.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
They would have seen the evidence if they fucking bothered to look.
I'm not even a Trump supporter but this was an obvious power grab by the left.
I just wish we had a better field of candidates to choose from.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You got to much time on your hands old man.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
It blows my mind that so many people are still wearing masks.
I bet the OP wears one in the shower.
2022-09-18 at 11:49 PM UTC
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My vape pen went missing
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya totally cleaned out and I mean everything even the carpet was taken out it was replaced with hardwood.
2022-09-18 at 11:31 PM UTC
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My vape pen went missing
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Maybe,I think portals are real.
One time me and the wife were rushing around getting ready for a party and I was putting new shoe lases on my shoes and I dropped one.
It disappeared I never found it and I had to go with one shoe with new lases and one with old.
The thing never showed up even after remodeling the bedroom I never found it the same black hole I fear has swallowed my vape pen.
2022-09-18 at 11:21 PM UTC
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Fona 9-18-2022
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Yep that would make sense but this is the way the woman wants it.
It would have been so much easier to make it square but NOOOOO it has to be like this.
Did I ever tell you I have a drinking problem?
2022-09-18 at 9:39 PM UTC
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My vape pen went missing
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Still can't find the fucking thing.
I just filled it with some killer oil that I distilled myself- I think this is what happened.
I got wicked stoned after getting blackout drunk and hid it on myself as a cruel joke on myself.
Maybe I have a split personality and the other me is getting a good chuckle watching me toss my room for the 5th time looking for the little fucker.
The thing is I don't even want to get high I just want my pen back.
2022-09-18 at 2:54 AM UTC
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My vape pen went missing
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Seriously the thing is gone WTF?
Time to listen to Clutch and smoke a bowl.
I can still do that.
Maybe eat a Klondike bar just for fun with Heath bar coating.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Reading should be nothing but a pleasure reading is a simple pleasure of life.