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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Slapped a decent amount, belted a few times when I deserved it, I think it makes you a better person as an adult.
    Didn't work too well on me though apparently.
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]


    Boat piss
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Spunk gargler
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Ciniggasinspace
    I'd be up for this but I'm in england so it's a no go
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ Thanks for the replies so far m8s. I think I'm understanding. Now I'm wondering what exactly makes something more refreshing due to its coldness. In other words, why when we're exercising or just hot in general do we find such satisfaction in an ice cold drink? If I'm not mistaken drinking cold beverages basically causes your body to heat up and defeats the purpose of drinking it for cooling purposes. So why does hot water, which would be better to drink after and during exercise, have to taste so shitty? HUH??!!

    It's the instant payoff, makes you hotter in the long run but right in that moment it's fucking heaven.
    And water just tastes shitty in general, hot or no, but it lacks the good shit you get from ice cold things
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 snip

    Or just a massive screen for movies, make drive ins(float ins?) popular again.
    Get some atomic speakers and get true surround sound
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    What happens if you drink the super cool water? does it turn to ice in your throat?
    Actually it'd freeze your pipes wouldn't it?
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You could make dope shadow puppets
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Take it as it comes... Yeah I get dick aches that last for hours like a bit of my nut got clogged

    That's the exact same feeling for me

    Originally posted by reject For a moment I was just sat watching it bleed onto my bed, then my ex started laughing, then I flicked my bleeding dick at her, then I went in the shower. For the next few days everytime I got a hard on it'd start bleeding again.

    Don't recommend

    Personally if that happened to me I'd be balls deep inside a hospital as soon as possible, my dick matters to me.
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by reject Even on my record breaking day back when I was 13 I didn't cum blood. That's something of an achievement.

    One time I ripped my banjo string and blood was pouring out my dick, that was scary/funny. Just kneeling on my bed with my increasingly flaccid cock dripping blood

    Think it was more of a friction thing.
    Also fucking ouch, mate, what do even do if that happens?

    Originally posted by Take it as it comes... does it feel good

    Only happened once but I didn't notice straight away so yeah must've been good enough, my nuts hurt if I do it too much though.
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I got you, fam.

    And I got you

    Post last edited by Number13 at 2017-04-13T00:36:19.555113+00:00
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by reject How much do you have to jerk off to start cumming blood

    A lot
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    A beaner, a nigger and a haji are in the back seat of a car, who's driving?


  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Not gonna lie, I do the same thing

    Everybody does

    ^this
    It'd be nice if I had more thanks though, with so few there's not enough to truly enjoy.
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The jedis did it
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I just figured it was running slow, lanny always got our backs.
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Estrogen is a biological weapon, jedis have been committing war crimes on you for years, by allowing sex changes you let them win.
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    So let's get this straight, assad is already fighting against rebels, turkroaches and isis and yet he for whatever reason wants to stir the pot against people that already want him dead in the first place, sounds real smart doesn't it?
    People forget that this guy is a dictator and dictators aren't fucking stupid, they're not gonna step on a mine just to kill a few ants.
    And everyone forgets that the place was inspected and cleared way back, no chemical weapons, so either the inspection team fucked up or the us is lying which I'm more inclined to believe with the antirussia shit that's still ongoing.
    Next he's gonna commit suicide by two bullets to the back of the head.
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon To expand on the first remark, this will allow Nintendo to consolidate their development resources. For a company as relatively small and singularly focused as Nintendo, it is retarded to split support between a handheld and the console. That's what makes this such a good move.

    The one good thing I'll say about nintendo is that this zelda is a step in the right direction, proper pokemon game instead of gba/ds one next would be nice
  20. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Nintendo seriously needs to just drop consoles entirely, portables sure, in fact drop it all, same games over and over again, cod gets shit on why not mario?
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